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    But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

    I'm bored, hungry, tired and my knee is hurting again. Might as well get AIDS and make it a perfect pisspot.

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    October 31st, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me being fat and lonely.

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    September 10th, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    Oh, hi thurr inturnets!

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    August 18th, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    1. had sex. x
    2. bought condoms
    3. gotten pregnant.
    4. failed a class.
    5. kissed a boy. X
    6. kissed a girl. X
    7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
    8. had a job.
    9. slipped on ice. x
    10. missed the school bus.X
    11. left the house without my wallet. x
    12. bullied someone on the internet.
    13. sexted.X
    14. had sex in public. x
    15. played on a sports team.X
    16. smoked weed.
    17. smoked cigarettes.X
    18. smoked a cigar.
    19. drank alcohol.X
    20. watched “The Breakfast Club” x
    21. been overweight. XXX
    22. been underweight. Yeah, totally...
    23. had an eating disorder.
    24. been to a wedding. x
    25. made fun of someone for being fat.X
    26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight. x
    27. watched tv for 5 hours straight. x
    28. been late for work.
    29. been late for school. x
    30. kissed in the rain.x
    31. showered with someone else.X
    32. failed my drivers test.
    33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
    34. been outside my home country.X
    35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours. x
    36. had lice.
    37. gotten my heart broken. x
    38. had a credit card.X
    39. been to a professional sports game.X
    40. broken a bone.x
    41. been unhappy about my weight. x
    42. won a trophy. x
    43. cut myself.X
    44. had an STD.
    45. got engaged.
    46. been on a diet.
    47. tried out to be on a tv show. x
    48. rode in a taxi. x
    49. been to prom.
    50. played a drinking game.X
    51. stayed up for 24 hours or more. x
    52. been to a concert. x
    53. had a three-some.
    54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.
    55. been in a car accident.
    56. had braces. x
    57. learned another language.. x
    58. killed an animal X
    59. been at a yard sale.
    60. been to a japanese steakhouse.
    61. wore make up. x
    62. talked to someone via webcam. x
    63. lost my virginity before I was 16.
    64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.
    65. kissed someone a different race than myself.
    66. snuck out of the house. X
    67. bought porn.
    68. had a virus on my computer.
    69. had oral sex. x
    70. dyed my hair. X
    71. gone skinny dipping.
    72. graduated from college.
    73. wore someone else’s clothes. x
    74. voted in a presidential election.
    75. rode in an ambulance. x
    76. rode in a helicopter. x
    77. caught the stove on fire. x
    78. got in a verbal fight. x
    79. met someone famous. x
    80. been on vacation. x
    81. been on an airplane. x
    82. been on a boat. x
    83. broken something expensive. x
    84. had surgery. x
    85. kissed someone before I was 14. X
    86. beat a video game. X
    87. found something valuable on the ground. x
    88. made a survey.
    89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace. x
    90. prank called someone. x
    91. been to a library outside of school. x
    92. spent over $100 shopping in one day. x
    93. cut my hair and hated it. X
    94. peed outside. x
    95. went fishing. x
    96. helped with charity.x
    97. taken a pregnancy test XXXXXXXX
    98. been rejected by a crush. x
    99. been suspended from school.
    100. broken a mirror. x

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    July 23rd, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    G'day to you, good sir.

    I am a cowboy. Your arguement is invalid!

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    June 29th, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    Just, you know, eating some tortillas and stuff.

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    May 22nd, 2011

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    "And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked and behold; a pale horse. And the name that sat on him was Death. And Hell, followed with him."

    Happy Rapture, everyone. See you by the Throne!

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    May 21st, 2011

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    I've got pneumonia. I think I might have coughed up pieces of my lungs...

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    May 6th, 2011

  • NorwegianBastard snapped a picture

    I am NOT having a good day. Pollen is fucking everywhere and I'm practically coughing my lungs up. I really hope for some rain next week. Lots of if.

    Yesterday, on the other hand, was awesome! @DouchebagOmine came over and I showed her all around Leirsund. We also met some ponies and cute times were had! Not to mention that she's deathly afraid of trains, so we ended up breaking a few laws so she could come here xD

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    May 1st, 2011

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    Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend till the end. Hidey-ho!

    1 comment

    April 30th, 2011

Jens is a 18 year old male from Norway.

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