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To the tune of "Holding Out For A Hero", altogether now:
http://is.gd/V23a6B

Where have all the Time Lords gone and where are all the Ood?
This absence of the aliens has put me in a mood!
Isn't there a TARDIS shooting through the universe?
Late at night I dream of how I’ll break his lonely curse.

I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor till the end of all time
He’s gotta be smart and he’s gotta be brave
And he’s surely the last of his kind
I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor to put everything right
He's gotta be wise but thinks bow ties are cool
And his TARDIS is larger inside
Larger inside

On the planet Midnight
Or in nineteen sixty-three
There’s a man with a screwdriver
Who’s simply wonderful to me
Beating off the Daleks, or angels known to weep
It's gonna take a Time Lord who can sweep me off my feet

I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor till the end of all time
He’s gotta be smart and he’s gotta be brave
And ideally the tenth of his kind
I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor to put everything right
He's gotta be wise but thinks fezzes are cool
And his TARDIS is larger inside
Larger inside

Out where the mountains simply sway in the wind
Out where the bad wolves run with glee
There’s something up with Atmos and the missing bees
They all call him The Oncoming Storm
Causing fire and flood
You can feel his approach like a fire in your blood

I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor till the end of all time
He’s gotta be smart and he’s gotta be brave
And he’s surely the last of his kind
I need the Doctor!
I'm holding out for the Doctor to put everything right
He's gotta be wise but thinks Stetsons are cool
And his TARDIS is larger inside
Larger inside

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I managed to lock my self out of my own bathroom... Time to go find an axe.

Hows your day going?

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MEANWHILE IN FORKS

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Got this in the post today, for when I decide to cosplay as Scott Pilgrim. Which is an inevitable.

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"Too hip to function"
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2295/

[That fucking hipster. You know he would only ask a friend that uses a mac.]

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all ‘cross the web
All the users were clicking, the big names and the plebs
MySpace was decked out in baubles and candles
And each tired nickname ‘twas a new festive handle

As children by now we’d be snuggled in bed
But we now stay online and leave comments instead
Sad Keanu is happy (well, well, fancy that!)
And holly and ivy surround every Lolcat

YouTube had new vlogs; a thousand carol singers
And on Dailybooth everyone’s nice to the mingers
On 4chan, the people are friendly tonight
And LiveJournal emos see things looking bright

A long time ago we believed in old Santa
But now we recited a new kind of mantra
One by Rick Astley, that’s our sort of humour
Days before Facebook were simply a rumour

Then up popped an ad: BlogTV saying, “Quick!
There’s a new show just starting, by a guy called ‘StNick’!”
The Internet users, they clicked by the score
And once all in the chatroom, this fat man did roar:

"Off YouTube! Off Facebook! Off Skype, and off Flickr!
Off Tumblr! Off MySpace! Off Bebo and Twitter!
Tonight is a night for old-style celebrations!
Forever alone? Not tonight in this nation!"

The trolls and the haters they left nasty comments
While outside the snow began falling in torrents
‘StNick’ said, “I warned you”, his fingers he snapped,
And every web user, as one, shouted, “Crap!”

Their connections had died, every single last one
Bleary eyed geeks said, “Now where’d we find fun?”
‘StNick’ got on Formspring and told all to go play
In the snow, in the real world, upon Christmas Day

So nervous, the nerds blinked into the light
And looked at the world that was buried in white
They’d heard of the “outdoors” in history classes
But they’d rather sit inside on their chubby asses

One made a snowball, so fluffy and round
He plugged in his headphones but it made no sound
The world was 3D, like Avatar, he remembered
But he doubted he’d ever forget this December

It took a few hours for the nerds all to settle
Unused to a world not in plastic and metal
They had snowball fights and hugged one another
The world came together, all sisters and brothers

They poked and they sang and great lessons they learned
And for most of the day, for the net, no one yearned
‘StNick’, he was happy, the iGen was moving
The sound of their laughter was pleasing and soothing

At the end of the evening, ‘StNick’ said, “OK,
You’ve experienced life off the screen for one day.
I’ll return your connections, on just one condition:
Leave your house once a day: that is your new year’s mission.”

The servers all lit up, and life was returned
The lesson forgotten, its message was spurned
For as soon as they sat down and lost use of their feet
Then every last one of them started to tweet.