Hey. Just needed to let yous people know that I won’t be back on this site. I’ve been coming here again for the last few months talking away to people and I’ve told them that they were pretty and nice and stuff but the fact of the matter is that I have a girlfriend, or rather had one, for the last six months. By coming on here and talking away to girls and commenting on how they look I’ve been a very shit and very untrustworthy boyfriend. So I’m sending this message to any girls on here I may have spoken to over the last few months just to let them know the truth. You’re not pretty or special and I really couldn’t care less about any of yous. In comparison to her you all look like you fell from the ugly tree and got violently bummed by every branch on the way down. And then some. Just thought it would be at least someway decent of me to let you all know I was lying to yous and to her. May as well get it out in the open right? A problem shared is a problem halved and all that. So cheerio people. Go have some plastic surgery or something, because let’s be honest, it wouldn’t be the worst thing that could happen. You look like a bulldog licking piss off an electric fence at times. I’d say see you around but I don’t hang out in the gutter. Byyyyyyyyye!
