My grandma bought me a present today :)
It's a banana guard. So my bananas don't get bruised.
I take bananas with me whenever I go out for the day. People laugh.
SORRY I HAVEN'T BOOTHED FOR AGES (three days)
I'd done it EVERY DAY and then I missed one and then I just couldn't be bothered.
Not that it's even important. This is a website.