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Just spent $1500 on my $2000 car.
#dejection #moneypit #cpgraham11 commentsMarch 3rd, 2012
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Scenario: You're at the car wash, vacuuming out your car. You've got your floor mats laid out, ready to be vacuumed. You take everything out of your car including laptop, spare pants, and McDonalds #2 2 Cheeseburger combo. A homeless man approaches you. He looks like he's up to no good. He has that glimmer in his eye like hes going to take something from you and run. Of the three items you laid out, what do you put back in your car first? Please provide detailed reasons for answers.
27 commentsFebruary 19th, 2012
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I I literally could rip through every cookie in this box right now.
PS. Why is she a pilgrim?11 commentsFebruary 17th, 2012
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Name that movie.
*Picture credit: @lavenderdays
*Joke Credit: @xXxOnnaxXx24 commentsFebruary 12th, 2012
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Beard Update:
-This guy at work is calling me George Michael now.
Byeeeeeeee28 commentsFebruary 11th, 2012
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I decided in 2012 I was going to change something drastically about myself. It wasn't until this week that I decided what it was. Tomorrow, I am going to completely shave the hair off my head. This will go down as the last known picture of me with hair.
Stay tuned for the big reveal, tomorrow night, live on BlogTV.25 commentsJanuary 31st, 2012
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For maybe a week or so, I've been smelling a strange smell in this room. It almost has the aroma of a dead animal. The weird thing is though..the smell only happens.....when it gets dark.
So I started doing google searches...
"pungent smell only at night"
"dead animals in walls"
The results I yielded didn't really help, and frankly scared me. There was talk of a certain type of furniture lice with a dead animal smell. GROSS.
And that's when I noticed it. This plastic lamp shade. I took a big whiff of it. Bingo. It had begun to break in such a way that the light bulb was burning a little hole in the side. I only smelled it at night because I didn't use that light during the day. Then I found some stuff online about how some plastics give off a dead animal smell when burned. Wild as hell.
It's a relief when you figure out you don't have a dead raccoon in the wall.21 commentsJanuary 9th, 2012
Mo is a 27 year old male from United States.
About
I can juggle.
I can wiggle my left ear.
I have horrible vision.
I know the rules of grammar too well to be an engineer.
I still remember 3 stanzas from Poe's "The Raven" from the 11th grade. It haunts my dreams.
My first word was "ice."
I have never ice skated, and have no plans of it in the future.
My goal as a 9 year old was to get a bicycle with pegs. My goal as a 12 year old was to get a pinball machine. I haven't fulfilled either....yet.
My dream job is late-night talk show host.
I drank 4 Diet Mountain Dews today.
I have never seen "Pulp Fiction." It's my movie that everyone has seen but me. What's yours?
The first movie that I remember wanting to end early while I was in a theater was "Batman & Robin." When I left, I finally understood how my dad felt during "The Little Mermaid."
My dad accidentally slammed my hand into the handleless trunk of his car when I was 12. Needless to say, the tennis match was canceled.
I don't like elevators. No real reason. I just like to be mysterious about something.
-My least favorite female name is Freda.
I just offended 0.0007% of the world, excluding people offended second-handedly by relationship to a Freda.
I made the last statistic up.
You knew that.
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