SCORE! My hands are Poopy Free!
Today is my Birfday. I take care of a mentally challenged man who sometimes needs to poopy before the night shift... but thankfully today, he didn't! SO IZ HAPPY!
Today is my birthday and I am going to work in 20 minutes. Hopefully Danny ( the 54 year old man with down syndrome I take care of during the day ) doesn't have to go poo poo... or this will be one crappy birthday.