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AP Government class was rather interesting today. My teacher started out by telling us he was sick. He then informed us he was a hamster, then he paddled the air as if he was running on a hamster wheel.

After giving a small lecture on litigants he complained that his right arm was extremely long and that it gave him an almost apish quality, he said he was also like an ape in that if he took his shirt off we would see so much hair we'd be disgusted, and that he wouldn't even necessarily need a shirt. All this ape talk was said in a Ron Burgundy-esque voice.

Then he serenaded the entire classroom with the Judge Judy theme song. Over and over and over again.

After that he had us write down our top ten favorite songs on a piece of notebook paper.

He then proceeded to tell us of a court case in which a man sued his drunk friend for consuming his gold fish while intoxicated.

Next it was the Law and Order *Duh- duhn* over and over and over again.

And class ended with him proudly proclaiming "Bong hits for Jesus!".

As we all filed out of the comedically exhausted room I could hear him at his desk humming the Judge Judy theme song.

(*raises eyebrow*)