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Hello there.
I was just wondering do you have a favorite poem?
Well I guess I wasn't just wondering, I'll be honest I have an assignment wherein I have to bring in my 5 favorite poems, I have 2, but I am very indecisive when choosing favorites, and have been sitting here for 2 hours reading, and I use run on sentences.
So can I use your insight to cheat?

My iPod died 3 weeks ago. Apple out of the goodness of their electronic hearts shipped me a replacement. I named it Elliott Sequester. It's a boy iPod!

My cat takes personality tests, for Psychology class, with me .

Reliant upon what time of the day it is, I am either an INFJ or an INFP. All that tells me is how indecisive I am.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

What are you?

My mom left her leather gloves in the kitchen. I had to take this opportunity to "temporarily borrow" them. There is something that evokes such a sinister almost tactile sense when pulling on a pair of leather gloves. (*Eldritch Guffaw*)

Also go wish @Cohenism a happy birthday if you have not.

I thought my pizza box was greeting me in the colloquial speak, but then I realized it's just informing me that it's a supreme.

Let those beautiful melodies, textures, and dynamics that make up Manchester Orchestra play.

AP Government class was rather interesting today. My teacher started out by telling us he was sick. He then informed us he was a hamster, then he paddled the air as if he was running on a hamster wheel.

After giving a small lecture on litigants he complained that his right arm was extremely long and that it gave him an almost apish quality, he said he was also like an ape in that if he took his shirt off we would see so much hair we'd be disgusted, and that he wouldn't even necessarily need a shirt. All this ape talk was said in a Ron Burgundy-esque voice.

Then he serenaded the entire classroom with the Judge Judy theme song. Over and over and over again.

After that he had us write down our top ten favorite songs on a piece of notebook paper.

He then proceeded to tell us of a court case in which a man sued his drunk friend for consuming his gold fish while intoxicated.

Next it was the Law and Order *Duh- duhn* over and over and over again.

And class ended with him proudly proclaiming "Bong hits for Jesus!".

As we all filed out of the comedically exhausted room I could hear him at his desk humming the Judge Judy theme song.

(*raises eyebrow*)

Hey! Did you know that the ace of spades represents death and that the 9 of heart represents love and that I have a new video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBok-PG0oP8

^_^

A friend and I had an argument about who's mittens were better today, she'd never seen my mittens, I've seen her mittens. The conversation went something like this...

"I like my mittens."-myself

"My mittens are better! My mittens are fleece lined."
"My mittens are lined with fleece as well, also, too, tambien."-myself

"My mittens are hand knit out of sheep's wool by local women to raise awareness about rape."
"My mittens are hand made with love and respect from the natural resources of the Himalayas by women in Nepal to help support rural craftswomen."-myself

"I bought my mittens at a craft show, and they are blue!"
" Uh (*tires of argument, turns around and flashes mittens*) PANDAS." -myself

I won.

Do you have any idea how verbose I am going to be with the aid of these?!

Also I was given a tripod so I can throw out that thick embarrassing book series that I own that I usually rest my camera on.