• MartyToes
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    17:13 @GetYourJenniOut keeps trying to make me eat chocolate!!!!!!
    We're in the INFAMOUS NORWICH APPLE STORE.
    BETTER THAN THE LONDON ONE.
    YOU 'EARD.

    We are in the city to get hot bevvies at a coffee shop to discuss big ideas . . . big DailyBooth ideas . . .
    :D

    WINNNNNNNNN

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    12:59 Afternoon, beauties!
    Welcome back to #GetSexySunday
    This week I'm going to cut out something pretty drastic.

    CHOCOLATE.

    This means no hot chocolate before bed.
    No chocolate with my tea while homeworking.
    Starting tomorrow there is just a big chocolate BAN on me this week, because I know its pretty sugary and unhealthy and I just want to see if I can survive without it!

    I didn't do as much skipping as I'd hoped, had other things on my mind.
    But I want to carry it on because although its tiring, it did make me feel kinda refreshed! And I feel like if I keep doing it I'll be able to do it for longer amounts of time.

    1. Are you doing anything for your mummy today or have you labeled mothers day as "consumerist BS"?
    2. Have you done anything recently to be more healthy, and do you think you could last a week without chocolate?

    178 comments / 1 Day 10 Hours Ago

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    18:18 It's only a theory . .

    Girls get called sluts if they sleep around because its easy for them to get sex, so if they go round sleeping with heaps of people, its easy for them to do so, because guys are (stereotypically) desperate for sex.

    Guys don't get called sluts (half as much) because its harder for them to get sex, because girls usually want to get to know them so the guy has to work at it.

    EG. If a guy went up to a girl and said "Wanna have sex?" he'd probably get a slap. If a girl went up to a guy and was like "Wanna have sex?" he'd be like HELL YES!

    If you're subscribed to Ray William Johnson's BreakingNYC channel then you'll have seen him talk about this, which is where I got it from.

    I really like this theory and kind of completely agree with it.

    Thoughts?

    EDIT TO THOSE OF YOU WHO SAY ITS A GENERALISATION: WHAT I MEANT WAS, THIS RULE APPLIES TO GIRLS IF THEY GET CALLED SLUTS, NOT ME SAYING ALL GIRLS WHO SLEEP AROUND ARE SLUTS, AND GUYS IF THEY TRY HARD TO GET SEX, NOT JUST ALL GUYS!

    48 comments / 2 Days 5 Hours Ago

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    08:29 BROWSERWARS!!!

    I use the king, nay, the almighty master of all browsers.That's right. I'm a user of the ever-lasting, ever-loving, FIREFOX! Its fast, its sexy, fire is cool, and foxes are SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

    If you use Internet Explorer (you absolute n00b who "explores the internet") go here > @gossipguy17 to support your hilariously named browser.

    If you use Safari (you slight imbecile who needs to wake up and smell the Firefox) then go here > @dailivesinaustria to support your strangely named and frustratingly slow browser.

    If you use Chrome (you lover of the strange and obscure who I don't understand) then go here > @Manvels to support your wannabe-flashy browser.


    Ps. If you're a mac user and you use Safari, or worse, INTERNET EXPLORER, I'm afraid we can't be friends.

    PPS. EVERYONE ELSE'S PICTURES SUPPORTING THEIR BROWSER WILL BE UP BY 9AM ISH.

    110 comments / 3 Days 15 Hours Ago

  • MartyToes
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    18:52 Hey I'm Helga and I go weak in the knees at the sight of Arnold but don't tell anyone . . .

    I've been accepted in to the wonderful world of #themethursday and this time its all about Hey Arnold!

    Unfortunately I'm the only English critter.
    So everyone else will be showing off their skills a lot later on!
    Meanwhile, check them out and wait for the characters to emerge . . .

    @lazybearkhoa
    @melissaluvlyness
    @patriciareee
    @christianARGHHH
    @notwalle
    @Steenar
    @GeeIsMe
    @Strange_Maricela
    @daltliu
    @McDeal

    34 comments / 4 Days 4 Hours Ago

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    11:06 Are you happy? Y/N

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    16:55 #twintuesday I AM CUNTACLAUS

    Me and @vivrelibre decided that we would fly around in a lovercopter spreading love. Like Santa Claus or Cupid.

    Santa Claus + Cupid = Cunta Claus
    OBVIOUSLY!!!

    Basically we fly around in our lovercopter dropping love to everyone all about the place!! And Reezy is my lovedeers. My beautiful lovedeers!

    37 comments / 6 Days 6 Hours Ago

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    17:41

    To be a DailyBooth boy you must be one or two of the following:
    - Gay or bisexual.
    - "Emo" or "Scene".
    - Have been told to get DailyBooth by your girlfriend/a girl.

    To be a DailyBooth girl you must be one or two of the following:
    - Vain & attention-seeking.
    - Feel embarrassed about what you think so share your ideas on the internet instead, through excessively long blurbs.
    - Naked.

    Stereotypical and biased, or largely true, with the odd exception to the rule? (BTW EDIT NONE OF THE ABOVE ARE NECESSARILY BAD THINGS . . THEYRE JUST TRUE THINGS (IN MY OPINION))

    251 comments / 1 Week 5 Hours Ago

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    15:21 Where do I starrrtt . . .

    Now its getting sunnier, I've been looking ahead to the summer.
    I'm so looking forward to going to the beach and camping and all sorts!

    Thing is, I'd love to just put on a strap top and shorts in the summer and not worry about my legs or belly. Okay so this is sounding a bit like "that old story", but I don't think I'm fat, I'm just not brilliantly healthy. I get ill a fair bit and I don't do any exercise. Anyhow. Being your average teenage girl I'm a little bit paranoid and self conscious!

    I'm not complaining about my body, we all have things that we'd change, I'm not sad or depressed but I just think, y'know, it would be better for me if I was healthier. So as of today I'm gonna do #GetSexySunday and I'll update you on what I've done differently that week to be more fit and healthy.

    As of tomorrow I'm going to be skipping once a day, cause its pretty good for you, (does anyone know how long it should be for to make it worth while?) and seeing if it makes me feel better/worse/healthier/more energised/more tired.

    PS.
    Appaz calorie counting is a big NO-NO according to @MummyToes

    63 comments / 1 Week 1 Day Ago

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    15:17 'Aint no one here but us daydreamers!

    Todayyy I went to a vintage clothing fair.
    Proper alternative yo.

    Just wanted to say to everyone who did #themethursday of Alice in Wonderland . . You are bloomin' incredible. It was amazing.
    I will try and tag you all but I may miss people out by accident.
    @daltliu
    @steenar
    @notwalle
    @lazybearkhoa
    @geeIsme
    @melissaluvlyness
    @patriciareee
    @aziz
    @strange_maricela
    @reemowleo
    @christianARGHHH

    35 comments / 1 Week 2 Days Ago