This is my brave face, but truth be told this is all that's left of me... the rest has melted in the heat.
I just used the Humidex Calculator (which calculates the Heat Factor, or "what it feels like" factor, whatever you call it) and it's 28C inside here and the humidity is 83%, which means that the Humidex is 39 degrees Celsius. There's something highly unfair about that.