About
Check it out, I say that because I wanted to sound cool and impress everybody before they read about the kind of person I am.
Let's start over now that you know.
Check it out, my name is Chris Holmes.
I'ma be 20 soon. Woo! WOO! Wait, no. I can already buy cigarettes.
I work at some pizza place on Main St. near my house. It's an under the table mom and pop place, but a job is a job and money is money.
I'm a high school graduate, and college is the furthest thing from my mind. It shouldn't be. But it is.
I'm not as dumb as you might think I am, but I am the most sarcastic asshole in the world.
And I love being that way.
If you couldn't tell from my pictures, I am fat. No, that does not mean I have no friends and I play World of Warcraft.
Well anyway, I should probably wrap this up. I know, I know, you don't want me to go, you want to know more important facts about my life. Until next time.
OH WAIT, THERE'S ONLY ONE ABOUT ME!
CLIFFHANGER!