I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANY MORE! D ' :
First this week a guy runs around naked and goes all Dead Island on a guy and eats half his face off. Then a guy is backed in a corner by some police stabs himself 50 times in the arms legs and stomach. The police try and stop him by pepper spraying him...In response. THE MAN THROWS IS OWN SKIN AND INTESTINES AT THEM! What is wrong with this world?! I need to go watch a happy Disney movie and take a shower........
Oh yes is what I look like when I am sweaty and dirty folks lol. Yummy! :P
Made a lot of tips today though :).
I had a guy that chased me for 8 years show up today, you think after 8 years he would get the hint...But NOPE! He got wasted and got down on his hand and knees, crawled after me and sang "It takes two baby".......Oh yeah....Good times....
Worked 12 hours yesterday lol, I got home and just passed right out. Then today it was 30 out so my friends and I went to the beach...And I am burnt! So I think am going to call it a night :P. At 7 pm hahaha I am soo lame :P.
My older brother is two years older than me. He is in the military, newly married to a GORGEOUS woman. He is 6'9, 220 pounds 10 % body fat. He is the best cook EVER. He treats me like I am his daughter lol, and he spoils me rotten. :) The BEST big brother EVER! <3 Oh one time he flew home just to beat up an ex of mine.........He's beat up a lot of my exes actually........
Big fat juicy penis! There did I get your attention?
We all played pranks on each other the whole trip in Cuba lol. My brother's best friend Josh packed a 10 pound 15 inch black dildo in my brothers carry on. In hopes he would get searched. Instead the workers just pointed and laughed at the screen.
Everyone night 'Black Betty' I named the dildo, was in a different persons room. the second last night I stuck it in the guys shower (it had a suckie cup thing). I left it there flopping around. The maids cleaned and everything before the boys noticed. And they didn't notice until it slapped one of them in the face while he was showering! HAHAHA!
When I was in Cuba these girls had thong bikini's on....They not fat, not at all...But the bikini's were too tight, and watching them bend over was like watching a bad car accident....*barf* The worst part of it...They had pimples on their asses....BLAH! I mean....Whenever I try anything on I check everything out to make sure everything looks decent....lol....Maybe they just didn't care?
