This is my key. Her name is Kiki. She has a part-time job working at a delivery service. Also, she is dating that guy that hosts the Planet's Funniest Animals show (Keegan Michael-Key, in case the extremely obvious joke eluded you).
The deathwatchers (My parents) forced me to cut my hair today... It looks all weird and stuff...
Also, my one eye is watching you while you sleep, and thinking perverted thoughts about you (Or your sister, if your a boy... My one eye is completely heterosexual...)
This is a pic of my friend Jen, preparing for a sci-five.
I have pictures of all my friends on my computer that I stole from their Facebooks. I even saved the pic of Sam under the name, "ISeriouslyHavePicturesOfALLMyFriendsOnMyComputer.jpg"
This was saved under "ImUploadingPicsOfAllMyFriendsOntoDBIsThatCreepy.jpg"
I am Bradley, an evil demon who scours the Earth looking for souls to devour... Oh, and ramen. I like ramen. My personal favorite is the chicken flavored one. But anyway... Yeah... SOULS!