Just a quick Ugly-Booth. I'm thinking of starting up Ugly Mondays where my pictures basically outline, 'I had a fun weekend and I'm still tired. No, I cannot be bothered to make an effort, so this the ugly no-makeup lack-of-sleep me'
There were lots of un-pretty things today.
I had an English exam today, it was not pretty.
I had spaghetti bolognaise, it was not pretty.
I was locked out of the house and it rained, that really wasn't pretty.
So here it is, my Ugly-Monday-booth.
Its 100% ugly!
(Minus the one beautiful thing - my Killers t shirt <3 )
I have two English language exams this week, one tomorrow morning, one on Thursday. I haven't done a single bit of revision, I've spent my entire revision time on Facebook & Dailybooth, eating oreos and listening to the Kooks.
When I fail I'm blaming it on Facebook and Dailybooth.
I wish I was as clever as my picture makes out I am.
(notice the sarcasm in my tone)
(I'm a very sarcastic person, I'm constantly told that 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' - at least I'm using wit! What's the highest form of wit anyway?)
This is myself and my Octavia. Do you have an Octavia? I just went to the shop with her to buy some junk food for tonight. £20 later and we've ended up with this. Hopefully we won't be sick :)
1. Name: Jocelyn
2. Birthday: 19th May 1994
3. Hometown: Jersey, Channel Islands
4. Current location: My lair (Bedroom)
5. Relationship status: Taken, sadly.
6. Kids: Yes, I dislike them.
7. Eye colour: Blue with yellow circles and black outline.
8. Hair colour: Browny Reddy Purpley, It's naturally brown, but my dye went wrong!
9. Piercings:Just my ears, I want my nose done though.
10. Tattoos: No thankyou
11. Smoke/Drink: Only socially
12. Favourite colour(s): Green and Red
13. Favourite season: Summer!
14. Genre of music: Dance Trance Techno Dubstep Indie Rock Alternative Electronic
15. 3 things you can’t live without: 1.Clothes 2.Friends 3.Laptop!
I feel so unbelievably dirty. It's been 4 days and I haven't washed my hair.
I like to use the excuse that I've been abnormally busy lately!
Today was a GOOD DAY!
Reasons why today was a GOOD DAY!
1) I got full marks in my English coursework [SCORE], which made me nearly wet myself with excitement!
2) My teacher baked us cookies and we ate them instead of having our english lesson!
3) Tonight I met my Dad's secret half-brother, I was worried it would be all awkward but he's actually the loveliest man ever, and he's scarily like my dad. We went out for dinner with him and my great grandma, it was really nice :) And then when I got home his daughter had added me on facebook so I've had a great chat with her as well!
4) To top everything off, tomorrow I'm finishing school and hour early and completely embracing the weekend! Seeing as I missed all the bonfires tonight, I'm going to go to one this Saturday - if it doesn't rain!
I really fancy making a Guy for the bonfire, but I'm thinking of doing something a bit different... anyone got any ideas of who I could burn on the bonfire?
My friend came back from America the other day and guess what she bought me?! REESE'S PIECES! OMG I think I'm jizzing everywhere. These are actually the best 'candy' in the entire world, ever!
Problem is they don't sell them in Jersey :( So I'm gonna have to make them last! So, the plan is, one Reese's piece in the morning, one at lunch and two after dinner. That means that I should have just enough to last me the next six months! Then hopefully I can go to America myself with my life savings and buy every single Reese's piece Hershey's has and ship them back to Jersey - then I can eat Reese's Pieces every single day!
So it's Halloween tomorrow and I'm having a party. (YAY)
Sadly, I'm not being anything crazily original, I'm Thing 1.
I'm just wondering whether this outfit is a little adventurous. It's made of LYCRA! This will either be incredibly awesome or a miserable failure. We'll just have to wait and see!
What are you being for Halloween?
(follow me plez)
Tonight I went to a little gig called 'An Evening with Crowns'
They are an amazing local folk-type band. They are really talented, and extremely hot! I saw that the mandolin/lute/guitar player had the same guitar as me and so my love for my guitar has been re-kindled!
Guitar, it's been too long!
Anyone got a mandolin? Because if you do. You are seriously awesome.
Yes, the picture is a little blurred, but it helps tell the story of how my Lady Gaga night went down the pan.
I got on the bus to Jodie's full of excitement, she told me I had to get off at the church and then call her because I'd never been to hers before. I should have known that when my phone switched off it was a sign that the night would go seriously wrong.
After wondering helplessly in the middle of no where, I asked an old man if I could borrow his phone. Eventually Jodie came and got me from the church and I thought things would be ok. I was wrong.
About an hour later we cracked open the champagne, wine and vodka, and after a little while I found that I couldn't stand up. I stumbled around Jodie's house for an hour, half Gaga dressed with my shorts and lightening bolt painted on my face, when finally her mum decided that I was in no fit state to be going out.
I cried for about an hour to Jodie's nan who sat with me waiting for me to give her my mum's phone number. But by the time Jodie's mum got back I was sober! So an hour and a half late I was dropped to the party, only to find that no one had actually gone in.
So I spent the rest of the night, drunkenly molesting my boyfriend, interrupting his conversations by trying to kiss him, missing, and my lips colliding with his chin or nose instead.
I woke up the next morning with the driest mouth and worst headache that I've ever had. Minus my major embarrassment, and the fact that I've broken Jodie's sink and probably can never enter her house again, I think I'm the luckiest person ever. Bring on Halloween.
So I'm going to a Halloween themed party tomorrow, and it wasn't until about an hour ago that I realised that I had to dress up; and I thought, what better or scarier to go as than Lady Gaga!
I've spent the last half an hour re-vamping my Kanye west glasses (painted them black, doused them in glitter glue and dipped them in a bowl of sequins) and I ended up with these. Hopefully I can pull off this whole Gaga thing and not look like an idiot!
