Day One Part 3 :D
As lunch past by, I kept trying to convince Christi that I wasn't staring at Blake. But she didn't even take my word for it. Whatever .
We walked to science class and sat down.
"Hey Did you hear that Ms Rose Got pregnant By Mr Ben?!" Nick Exclaimed.
"No way." Me and Christi said in unison .
"So she's Prego ?" I asked.
"-Sarcastically- NAW, She's gonna get reborned. OF COURSE SHE'S PREGO! Why would you use the word 'Prego' ?" Christi asked.
"I dunno . It reminds me of a horse." I responded.
She just shook her head .
"No wonder she's been out for a couple of months. At least that sub is gone." Christi said.
"Old wrinkly subs should not wear tank tops."
We both shuddered.
Then Ms Rose walked in.
"DANGGGG . YOU LOOK LIKE A BOWLING BALL!" I shouted.
I think I have a disorder. I'm always blurting things out. She just laughed and ignored me.
"Glad to be back class. Today we're going to be working on making chemicals."
I'll skip all that smart talk cause no body really understands it.
Me and Christi got so confused after the instructions. We looked at each other hopelessly and just shrugged.
"A little of this, A little of that. -sniffs- WOOO. And alotta of that . And- Aw. That looks pretty. That'll work."I said.
"Umm Pepe.."
"Yeah?"
"Did you know thathuge colorful bubbles scare me?"
"That was random , and why would say something silly like that?"
"Ugh, I wouldn't be talking if I was you. Turn around.."
I turned around and gasped.
"HOLY SHISKABOBS!"
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OKAY. Gonna stop there. :D Enjoy ?
Day One Part Dos ;]
I ran toward the nearest restroom and closed the door behind me. What the heck is a rat doing in her toes ? The thought just made me wanna barf . That's just unnatural...
After I cleared my mind, I peeked outside to check if she was still there . I saw the principal's door wide open . And i made a run for it.
I ran in the office and closed the door, panting. I turned around and saw the principal look at me sternly. Crap .
"Why Hello Principal Ted. Lovely day for tea. -I tried my best british accent- I'm new so Sorry for distrubing you, I'll Be on my way now ! Toddle loo-"
"Pepe. Drop the act . I know it's you . Have a seat."
"Well It was worth a shot."
It was silent for awhile . Just as he was about to speak, The school bell ringed.
"LUNCHTIME ! Best to be on my way ! -still talking in my british accent-
"Pepe. You don't have to use the voice.."
"Oh Sorry . Forgot. "
I ran out of there, looking back at the principal's office and without thinking, I crashed into someone.
"Yes... Yes.. YES.. She's... ALIVVEEEEEEE" A familar voice said.
I opened and blinked my eyes.
"Hey Christi." I said softly.
She laughed and helped me up.
"I thought Earth was about to have one less person ."
"Haha. Very funny."
"Yeah I heard about Ms. Fart. That must suck. Did anything happen?"
I thought hard trying to remember.
"Nope. We just had the silent treatment and the lunch bell ringed."
"Haha Lucky ."
As we walked to the Cafeteria , All of a sudden I saw something... No someone, That made my heart stop. I stopped walking and stood still, Not realizing that i was staring.
Christi must've noticed cause she said,
"Blake Williams. Oooh Girl he is FINE ."
I returned to Earth and shook my head.
"He's alright..."
Who Am I Kidding . He's gorgeous. His smile just lightened up my day and-
"YEOOWWWWWWW!" I screamed .
"Hahaha. Day dreaming there kiddo ?"
Dang this girl can pinch.
"First , I'm older . Second, I was looking at Ms.Dakota Shave that mole of hers." I lied.
"Uh huh . sure ."
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Well ima stop there :D Next part coming soon . (:
Day One:
Ugh . Great . Just Great . Sent to the Principal's office. Now Ima get detention all day . At least writing in this Journal with make things less boring. I sat in front of the principals office. My only company was the secretary . But she seemed busy .
"So how's the job?" I asked uneasily .
She looked up at me and looked back at the papers.
"Rude.." I thought to myself.
I bet I can crack this nut open no prob. Next to her desk I saw one of the UGLIEST SHOES EVER! But I need to make an impression.
"WOW -sarcastically- Those are pretty awesome shoes!"
She looked up with brightened eyes . Score .
"You really think so !? I thought i went over board with the-"
What Did I just do ? Now She won't shut up . I just nodded and pretended to look awe. Then she finally shutted up and got up from her desk and walked and sat in a seat right infront of me. I looked down at her feet and..
"YOWZERS! " I yelled. I jump up and into my chair acting like I saw a cockaroch .
"WHAT ARE THOSE?" I exclaimed, still trembling in shock of that thing...
"My feet ... why ???!!"
"DAMN! WHY IS IT GREEN AND HAIRY?"
"-Gasps- I BEG YOUR PARDON ! "
I covered my mouth and sat down . I looked down . trying my best to look guilty and make her forgive me .
"I'm sorry , Its just so ..... ummm.. UNIQUE! -whispers- yeah, sure.. that'll work."
"Mother said It's a work of nature." She said looking down at the feet.
"Well it definitely.. looks like nature . I think you have mushrooms growing- Wait.. Why is there a tail?"
"Oh Don't worry . That's just Rufus. He stays there Tuesdays and Thursdays ."
I gulped . "Im Just gonna , go to the restroom . I think i threw up a little" I said weakly .
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Day one part 2 will be up soon :D Enjoy !
"Perfect , Everything must be perfect!" Ms.Fh'arte exclaimed .Great . She's at it again . I leaned back and played my MP3 . This woman calls her self a teacher , But she can't even teach herself that not everything can be perfect. And just as I was about to fall asleep...
"PEPE!"She shouted.
"HOLY SHIZZLES!" I blurted out as i fell out of my chair .
"Dammit , Can't I get any peace around here?
"Young lady, This is a scho-"
I cranked up my MP3 louder, Still laying on the floor .
God I wish i hadn't done that...
"PEPE! REPORT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE THIS INSTANT!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.
I couldn't hold it . I couldn't stop it . Theres no way to hold it back so..
"LISTEN HERE MS FART . JUST CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET WHAT YOU WANT , YOU PICK ON OTHER STUDENTS . ANOTHER THING . QUIT WEARING HOOCIE CLOTHES!" I blurted.
Hey , I know its lame. But i blanked out . And i finally realized everyone stared straight at me. Fuck...
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