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    I'm not advertising my site or anything that most of the idiots on here do.

    Just trust me. Listen to this acoustic work. It's really good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0T1EMWItCw&feature=player_embedded#!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-dsM9CkeA

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    3 hours 31 minutes ago

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    If I ever had kids (which I probably won't because <insert female-oriented excuse>), I would want 2 boys and one girl. I would want to adopt the first boy, and name him Shane Alexander Schoenefeld. Then I would want a genetic son, and name him Karl the 5th, because I'm the 4th. Then I would adopt a little girl.

    I figure if I adopt the first son, then it will give him a sense of belonging, because he would have been around the longest. Then with the addition of a younger sister, not only will she have two older brothers to beat up any asshole boyfriends, but she will have a fellow adopted sibling to come to in case she feels left out, or vice versa.

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    3 days 4 hours ago

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    My impression of guys on here-

    Hey, anyone want to Skype? By 'anyone,' I mean girls, and by 'Skype,' I mean provide me with a fantasy that's a little more realistic to jerk-off to tonight. Don't worry, you won't even suspect those are my real motives, because the entire time I will be doing my best to give you the impression that I actually have a life, such as turning on my music two seconds before the conversation actually starts just so that I can give you the impression that prior to your arrival, I was totally rocking out. Not only am I a potential musician, I have a soft spot for animals too. Here, say hi to my pet. I am going to put it right up to the screen. That's such a great idea. I'm so glad I came up with it. Oh, you like to smoke weed? That's so hot. I DO TOO <3... even though I don't :-/ BUT I WOULD JUST TO IMPRESS YOU <3... but I can't because I don't have a job :-/ That's okay, I'll make up a really clever excuse on the spot. Same time tomorrow? Okay! Yay! I'm gonna go to bed, jerk off, wake up, and spend the rest of tomorrow waiting for you.

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    3 days 16 hours ago

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    last year

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    1 week 2 days ago

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    My goal is to return to this at least within the first month. Shouldn't be that hard with protein shakes and muscle memory.

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    1 week 2 days ago

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    Yesterday my car ran out of gas. I had to walk to the nearest gas station and back (which I decided to jog) to fill it up for a total of 5 miles.

    After doing this, I felt better, and decided to go to the gym where I proceeded to finish off another 5 miles, plus some squats and calf raises. After I was done, it came to the realization that I am still an athlete.

    It is time to get honest with myself. I have been depressed lately, for personal reasons, and I am not in as good of shape as I used to be in. My goal is to take back my former glory by the end of April. Today, I get back on the horse.

    Day 1

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    1 week 2 days ago

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    Beat that Frogger Score, I dare you.

    http://www.retrogamer.com/game/frogger-.jhtml

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    1 week 4 days ago

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    FRIEND ZONE

    lol...

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    January 25th, 2012

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    Things that I am not as fond of as a lot of people are:

    SUBLIME-

    I am fully aware of the deceased vocalist, R.I.P. However, I do not think there was anything special at all about this band. To be honest, the lead singer's overly Mexican twang always kind of annoyed me.

    The new stuff from the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS-

    I am way more into their old stuff. Mother's Milk... Blood Sugar Sex Magic... crazy, fun stuff right there. Stadium Arcadium was NOT a bad album. In fact, I like it a lot. However, when I listen to their new stuff now, it was definitely the final brick into their wall of mainstream mediocrity (which don't get me wrong, I respect the act of simplifying your music in order to achieve a higher level of success, but it's just not as enjoyable to my ear).

    GUNS N' ROSES-

    I very much like the songs and respect the instrumental work behind them, but there is just something about Axel Rose's voice that annoys THE HELL out of me. I don't even like looking at him. When I watch old-school Gun's N' Roses videos on youtube, my brain cannot decide whether he looks like a guy or a girl, and it creeps me out.

    THE MUPPETS-

    -By the way, none of this has anything to do with jellyfish. I just think they are cool.-

    I am going to get heckled for this, but I think Kermit and the crew are overrated. I mean they are cute, and they are fun for kids, but I feel like we laugh at them more than we really want to because we expect them to be a lot funnier than they actually are because they're puppets. I haven't seen the movie. I didn't want to, because honestly, I saw them on talk shows and as guest stars and stuff like that, and honestly, their material was kind of weak, so I had no desire to toss 12 bucks for 2 hours of it.

    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES-

    I know it sounds bad, but I don't trust Girl Scouts. Look, they're good cookies and all, but they are about as overpriced as gasoline in June. To be honest, I'm kind of paranoid about the Girl Scouts as a company. They are like... too good, if you know what I mean. I honestly think there is a VERY GOOD CHANCE that someone in that company is crooked and corrupt. You hear about Priests at the Catholic church being busted for being pedophiles and rapists. You hear about politicians being...... everything. DON'T TELL ME there isn't a chance that something bigger and more sinister is going on behind those badges and smiling, naive little girls. There is NO WAY all that money goes to charity and 'good deeds.' They would not have survived this long with just a can-do-attitude. Not in this economy. GIRL SCOUTS ARE EVIL!!

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    January 21st, 2012

Karl is a 26 year old male from United States.

About

-5'8, 135 lbs.
-dark brown hair and eyes
-straight
-Wildwood, MO
-4th generation of boys with the same first, middle, and last name.
-middle class citizen

I do not 'follow' people on here unless we have a mutual, deeper understanding of one another.

There are two sides to me. One side is deep, philosophical, occasionally poetic, and sometimes arrogant. Another side that is light-hearted, quick-witted, and, quite frankly, silly (almost foolish).

Following them

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Television

WWE and Sports

Websites

This one.