Michael gave me this card as a day-before-my-birthday card (a.k.a. he didn't want to wait until tomorrow to give me this one), it simply says "LOL" in it, and it is fantastic. Its belly button is a hole, and I don't understand why.
You can't really see it at this angle, but I get (and currently have) tha gnarliest of bang curls when I let my hair air dry.