22/05/2010
Dear god, last night was messy as fuck!
Was in town with @Egg and @xchickenx for Andy's birthday.
Started off with me and Eilidh meeting Andy at the Stead for some pre town drinks, sadly I could only have one due to me having the car.
After I got suited and booted, it was off to Korova! First drink of the night was a nice, flaming shot of Sambuca followed by a pint o' T.
General banter accompanied much more drinking. For some reason, mainly shots. One of which being a freebie due to a bet I made with Rory, the barman. He decided to challenge me to eat a pint glass full of limes after seeing me eat two. Instead of eating them, I just squeezed all the juice into the glass and drank it! Scott recorded it all for youtube, that'll be a laugh!
Met the following at Korova:
@sunnystrachan, @Syntheticrox, @owleyes_x, among many others......that short list totally makes me seem like a bit of a loner ¬.¬
After getting suitably cunted, Eilidh, Andy and I head to Cheerz accompanied by two friends of Eilidh's. One looked like the guy from "Holes" and the other looked a tiny bit like Jack Sparrow, nowhere near as hot though.
After entering the doors and realising that I felt insanely uncomfortable being in a gay bar, it was time for more shots!
Ordered a shot of Sambuca, lit it in my mouth and walked off........a few seconds later a guy walks over to me and tells me how amazed he was that I "lit my mouth on fire". Of course I replied "I'll do it again if you buy me another!" what a win that was! He bought me another and thankfully didn't rape me afterwards.
Not long after, Eilidh gets chatting to some stereotypical dyke who is trying her hardest to get in Eilidh's pants. I sat back and enjoyed the show for a while, laughing it off until the girl followed us upstairs, pinned Eilidh against the wall and said she would quite happily dominate her. As amusing as it was, I thought I'd intervene a little and my plan couldn't have ended any worse for me.
I, purely for comedy value, suggested a three-way kiss between Eilidh, the near skin headed dyke and me thinking she would laugh it off and go away........that wasn't what happened, the kiss happened and although it was awesome kissing Eilidh, I felt so wrong after kissing the lezzer.
I then started harassing a chinese looking guy about how much he looked like the main guy in the film Casshern. Thinking back, he looks nothing like him.
I also saw my ex girlfriends ex girlfriend there, that was a little weird but I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cool. Thankfully no grudges because she could probably take me.
We all then went back to Korova and I can't remember any of it.
I do however remember afterwards when I was having to be held up by Sherrit and Alan because I kept falling over.
Also that I started crying for no reason.....I hate being that drunk, only lasted about 5 minutes before I was back to being insanely happy?
Then began the search for somewhere to crash for the night, one thing I remember about that was that I ended up phoning @fionalori at 04:30 because I wanted to see her and may have wanted her sofa :p. Totally forgetting she had to be up for her placement at 6am, woops.
Shortly prior to that however we went into a 24 hour shop on Market street for munch. The shop assistant came over and asked if I was needing any help and I replied with something involving "this white boy can find shit on his own" or at least that's what Sherrit tells me. That amused me greatly. For some reason I bought some Chewits and shouted "JUST WHAT'S IN CHEWITS?" while buying them. Crisps in hand we left the shop!
Shez and I then walked to Anna's, I couldn't remember which door or buzzer it was but me being me, I decided to press all the buttons and talk to everyone who answered until I got Anna. Sadly her sofa was already taken by someone else, fail!
Somewhere in between those two events I decided to go for a slash. Sherrit decides it would be a good idea to kick the public urinals when I'm using them and he falls on his arse. Win for Theo!
This triggered my Facebook status of "Holy shit m,e and ashex are fucked. H3 kicked the urinal wihe me in it......bastardwwa!"
Having nowhere else to go, I used my key for Craigs and we crashed there. Craig, Shaun and Smiler were in the bedroom with pills and some Mcat, just lovely......
I then awoke this morning upside down on a one seater sofa with my alarm going off, my white shirt blinding me due to the sun and one hell of a sore head.
At some point in the night Eilidh also scratched the hell out of my back, picture to follow!
I'm now off to the beach for some beers....bring on round two!
Dear god, last night was messy as fuck!
Was in town with @Egg and @xchickenx for Andy's birthday.
Started off with me and Eilidh meeting Andy at the Stead for some pre town drinks, sadly I could only have one due to me having the car.
After I got suited and booted, it was off to Korova! First drink of the night was a nice, flaming shot of Sambuca followed by a pint o' T.
General banter accompanied much more drinking. For some reason, mainly shots. One of which being a freebie due to a bet I made with Rory, the barman. He decided to challenge me to eat a pint glass full of limes after seeing me eat two. Instead of eating them, I just squeezed all the juice into the glass and drank it! Scott recorded it all for youtube, that'll be a laugh!
Met the following at Korova:
@sunnystrachan, @Syntheticrox, @owleyes_x, among many others......that short list totally makes me seem like a bit of a loner ¬.¬
After getting suitably cunted, Eilidh, Andy and I head to Cheerz accompanied by two friends of Eilidh's. One looked like the guy from "Holes" and the other looked a tiny bit like Jack Sparrow, nowhere near as hot though.
After entering the doors and realising that I felt insanely uncomfortable being in a gay bar, it was time for more shots!
Ordered a shot of Sambuca, lit it in my mouth and walked off........a few seconds later a guy walks over to me and tells me how amazed he was that I "lit my mouth on fire". Of course I replied "I'll do it again if you buy me another!" what a win that was! He bought me another and thankfully didn't rape me afterwards.
Not long after, Eilidh gets chatting to some stereotypical dyke who is trying her hardest to get in Eilidh's pants. I sat back and enjoyed the show for a while, laughing it off until the girl followed us upstairs, pinned Eilidh against the wall and said she would quite happily dominate her. As amusing as it was, I thought I'd intervene a little and my plan couldn't have ended any worse for me.
I, purely for comedy value, suggested a three-way kiss between Eilidh, the near skin headed dyke and me thinking she would laugh it off and go away........that wasn't what happened, the kiss happened and although it was awesome kissing Eilidh, I felt so wrong after kissing the lezzer.
I then started harassing a chinese looking guy about how much he looked like the main guy in the film Casshern. Thinking back, he looks nothing like him.
I also saw my ex girlfriends ex girlfriend there, that was a little weird but I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cool. Thankfully no grudges because she could probably take me.
We all then went back to Korova and I can't remember any of it.
I do however remember afterwards when I was having to be held up by Sherrit and Alan because I kept falling over.
Also that I started crying for no reason.....I hate being that drunk, only lasted about 5 minutes before I was back to being insanely happy?
Then began the search for somewhere to crash for the night, one thing I remember about that was that I ended up phoning @fionalori at 04:30 because I wanted to see her and may have wanted her sofa :p. Totally forgetting she had to be up for her placement at 6am, woops.
Shortly prior to that however we went into a 24 hour shop on Market street for munch. The shop assistant came over and asked if I was needing any help and I replied with something involving "this white boy can find shit on his own" or at least that's what Sherrit tells me. That amused me greatly. For some reason I bought some Chewits and shouted "JUST WHAT'S IN CHEWITS?" while buying them. Crisps in hand we left the shop!
Shez and I then walked to Anna's, I couldn't remember which door or buzzer it was but me being me, I decided to press all the buttons and talk to everyone who answered until I got Anna. Sadly her sofa was already taken by someone else, fail!
Somewhere in between those two events I decided to go for a slash. Sherrit decides it would be a good idea to kick the public urinals when I'm using them and he falls on his arse. Win for Theo!
This triggered my Facebook status of "Holy shit m,e and ashex are fucked. H3 kicked the urinal wihe me in it......bastardwwa!"
Having nowhere else to go, I used my key for Craigs and we crashed there. Craig, Shaun and Smiler were in the bedroom with pills and some Mcat, just lovely......
I then awoke this morning upside down on a one seater sofa with my alarm going off, my white shirt blinding me due to the sun and one hell of a sore head.
At some point in the night Eilidh also scratched the hell out of my back, picture to follow!
I'm now off to the beach for some beers....bring on round two!
Theo Robertson is a 22 year old male from Scotland.
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Picture #18
May 22nd, 2010
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May 3rd, 2010
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April 26th, 2010
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April 21st, 2010
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April 19th, 2010
