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22/05/2010

Dear god, last night was messy as fuck!

Was in town with @Egg and @xchickenx for Andy's birthday.

Started off with me and Eilidh meeting Andy at the Stead for some pre town drinks, sadly I could only have one due to me having the car.

After I got suited and booted, it was off to Korova! First drink of the night was a nice, flaming shot of Sambuca followed by a pint o' T.

General banter accompanied much more drinking. For some reason, mainly shots. One of which being a freebie due to a bet I made with Rory, the barman. He decided to challenge me to eat a pint glass full of limes after seeing me eat two. Instead of eating them, I just squeezed all the juice into the glass and drank it! Scott recorded it all for youtube, that'll be a laugh!

Met the following at Korova:

@sunnystrachan, @Syntheticrox, @owleyes_x, among many others......that short list totally makes me seem like a bit of a loner ¬.¬

After getting suitably cunted, Eilidh, Andy and I head to Cheerz accompanied by two friends of Eilidh's. One looked like the guy from "Holes" and the other looked a tiny bit like Jack Sparrow, nowhere near as hot though.

After entering the doors and realising that I felt insanely uncomfortable being in a gay bar, it was time for more shots!

Ordered a shot of Sambuca, lit it in my mouth and walked off........a few seconds later a guy walks over to me and tells me how amazed he was that I "lit my mouth on fire". Of course I replied "I'll do it again if you buy me another!" what a win that was! He bought me another and thankfully didn't rape me afterwards.

Not long after, Eilidh gets chatting to some stereotypical dyke who is trying her hardest to get in Eilidh's pants. I sat back and enjoyed the show for a while, laughing it off until the girl followed us upstairs, pinned Eilidh against the wall and said she would quite happily dominate her. As amusing as it was, I thought I'd intervene a little and my plan couldn't have ended any worse for me.

I, purely for comedy value, suggested a three-way kiss between Eilidh, the near skin headed dyke and me thinking she would laugh it off and go away........that wasn't what happened, the kiss happened and although it was awesome kissing Eilidh, I felt so wrong after kissing the lezzer.

I then started harassing a chinese looking guy about how much he looked like the main guy in the film Casshern. Thinking back, he looks nothing like him.

I also saw my ex girlfriends ex girlfriend there, that was a little weird but I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cool. Thankfully no grudges because she could probably take me.

We all then went back to Korova and I can't remember any of it.

I do however remember afterwards when I was having to be held up by Sherrit and Alan because I kept falling over.

Also that I started crying for no reason.....I hate being that drunk, only lasted about 5 minutes before I was back to being insanely happy?

Then began the search for somewhere to crash for the night, one thing I remember about that was that I ended up phoning @fionalori at 04:30 because I wanted to see her and may have wanted her sofa :p. Totally forgetting she had to be up for her placement at 6am, woops.

Shortly prior to that however we went into a 24 hour shop on Market street for munch. The shop assistant came over and asked if I was needing any help and I replied with something involving "this white boy can find shit on his own" or at least that's what Sherrit tells me. That amused me greatly. For some reason I bought some Chewits and shouted "JUST WHAT'S IN CHEWITS?" while buying them. Crisps in hand we left the shop!

Shez and I then walked to Anna's, I couldn't remember which door or buzzer it was but me being me, I decided to press all the buttons and talk to everyone who answered until I got Anna. Sadly her sofa was already taken by someone else, fail!

Somewhere in between those two events I decided to go for a slash. Sherrit decides it would be a good idea to kick the public urinals when I'm using them and he falls on his arse. Win for Theo!

This triggered my Facebook status of "Holy shit m,e and ashex are fucked. H3 kicked the urinal wihe me in it......bastardwwa!"

Having nowhere else to go, I used my key for Craigs and we crashed there. Craig, Shaun and Smiler were in the bedroom with pills and some Mcat, just lovely......

I then awoke this morning upside down on a one seater sofa with my alarm going off, my white shirt blinding me due to the sun and one hell of a sore head.

At some point in the night Eilidh also scratched the hell out of my back, picture to follow!

I'm now off to the beach for some beers....bring on round two!

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May 22nd, 2010
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Naruto tattoo anyone?

Fucking awesome weekend with lots of @egg :D

Nice chilled origami day today. Lily for @Kiera tomorrow, as requested :)

What's your favourite tattoo? I want photo's!

*edit. Pakkun plushie in the background too!

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May 3rd, 2010
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Wasabi Kitkats!

Finally arrived today, haven't tried one yet though.

It seems 5 days is the longest I can go without boothing before @egg starts hating me!

If I could remember the last few Friday's I would totally booth about them, I'm just going to assume they were fun!

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April 26th, 2010
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Guess the song!

Believe in memories to resurrect me,
Besieged by falling dreams, hold them tightly,
Adorn my wings to thee, and use them nightly,

I’m neither angel nor a demon spawn,
Though some will call me god,
Gravity is just a law I’ve wrought,

Hear temptation,
Take the sky for all to see,
Sheer elation,
To write history,

I’m neither angel nor a demon spawn,
Though some will call me god,
Gravity is just a feeble plot,

And when I said I’d never kneel again, what I really meant,
Was fuckin' pull the pin cause time is spent,

I’m neither angel nor a demon spawn,
Though some will call me god, fuck that,
Unite with ravens on their shadow flight, this my nocturnal rite,
Gravity is just a mortal’s vice and plot,

I can see again...

Also, hair has gone very orange now!

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April 21st, 2010
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Can you rip a phone book in half?

I failed rather epically, then I was told there was an easy way of doing it. Gutted!

Just helped Craig gut the majority of his flat and found many things that I really don't want to forget. The list of quotes people had carved into his door or example.

"Free anal, reluctant sale!"

"Time 4 a cuntin'!"

"I am Josef Fritzlul"

"Glitter wiz ere"

and "Fresh Death Fillets" were my favourites. Gonna miss the place :(

Off out to see @egg now :)

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April 19th, 2010
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Davie, Scott, Me and Chelsea from Friday night. 16/04/2010

Just occurred to me that I should've swapped my last two photo's around :/

Saturday mainly consisted of me lying on @fionalori's sofa until about half four with one fucker of a hangover!

Spent a fair while just chatting to Fio, Shez and Craig, It was nice and chilled apart from when Shez kept hitting my fucking pillow!

Got me some Download train tickets and a subway with Fio and Shez then headed home at about eight to sit and play some Darksiders.

Would've killed for some sushi!

What's the worst hangover you've ever had? or are you one of the lucky fuckers that doesn't get one?

Comment and let me know!

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April 19th, 2010
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Hangover face!

Friday night was pretty damn good from what I remember. Finally saw @egg in a dress and it was absolutely amazing!

@fionalori, Scott, Davie, Eilidh, Stef and I all headed into town as smart as possible, was fucking ace!

@xchickenx was also looking rather suave in a waistcoat and shirt I think?

Ms @x_shanny also made the effort to dress all smart, well.....heels anyway ;p

Somehow ended up losing them after a little while and don't remember finding them again.

I don't remember much of the night yet according to Eilidh I didn't seem that drunk?

Tore down a billboard sized conservatives poster on the way into town, that was amusing to say the least!

Rather enjoyed wearing my suit into town, definitely happening again some point soon!

Possibly my shortest booth yet?

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April 19th, 2010
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Friday night photo!

After awaking from 4 hours sleep, Fio and I just lay in bed and talked for a few hours about general crap. So glad we're good friends again :)

We went through a patch where people making up crap got between us and although she never admitted it, my ex didn't like it when I hung out with my female friends.

All that has changed now thankfully and I hope to make up for lost time!

We were best friends for fucking ages and I really miss the days when I would phone her while walking to band practise :)

She has still always been my definitive download buddy though.

Katty joined the party after an hour or so of general chat. Another girl I haven't seen in ages and was glad to see! Thinking about it I miss all the GVC girls :(

Katty, Fio, Craig, Stef, Davie and I sat and monged pretty much all day. Watched Ace Ventura and Baseketball for the first time in ages! We also ordered £30 worth of pizza and that was after 50% discount!

Haven't had a day of monging in front of the tv with pizza and a hangover since Craig had a flat on Urquhart road.....That's going back about two and a half years!

Only thing that could've made it more nostalgic was if we watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! So many times when Fio and I stayed at Craigs and KO'd half-way into that movie. Waking up in the middle of the night to eerie as fuck title music was something I probably don't miss though :p

Following Fio and Stef's, Craig and I headed to Shauns for some banter and we played a hell of a lot of PAIN, a fairly amusing game where the aim is to catapult your guy into as many things as possible and cause utter destruction!

Totally downloading that for the ps3 when I gets my credit card through!

At about 2, I got a text from @imaginarium_x saying she was bored and that I should go see her. I had been going on for weeks about going out on a saturday but have always been busy or too hungover to actually go.

This time was different! I headed out to Warehouse and met her face-to-face for the first time in over a year :)

Also the first time I have ever seen her without white foundation!

We managed to fit a fair amount of chat into the hour that I spent with her. Gave her a lift home seeing as we don't live that far apart.

Chat involved mainly movies seeing as she's a little film nerd now :)

We got onto the topic of anime movies after she said a friend had told her to watch a film about two siblings travelling through a warzone and me being the geek I am, I managed to guess the film first time!

Grave of the Fireflies. God I love Miyazaki movies!

Only ones I've watched so far are:

My Neighbour Totoro
Princess Mononoke
Howls Moving Castle
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Grave of the Fireflies

I've loved all of them and definately recommend them......so this is mainly for you Charlotte :)

What's everyone's favourite movie of all time?

Apologies for such a long booth! :p

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April 4th, 2010
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02/02/2010

God I love drunken photo's!

Shez and I were repre-fuckin'-senting Manwhore inc on friday!

Thinking up idea's for new T-shirt designs for Download. It's gonna be awesome!

Went to have a look at a flat on Friday also! Ok size, centre of town and has a reasonable sized back garden! Also only 10 minutes walk from college for those who crash :D

Going to put in an offer on Tuesday and see how it goes.

Friday night in Korova was pretty good! First friday I haven't seen @egg in ages which instantly lowered the awesomeness of the night.

Craig, Scott, Shaun, Ben and I headed to Fiona and Stef's for pre town drinks and as soon as I walked in the door, I was dragged to the kitchen for some Sambuca shots.....they know me too well!

Two pints of Jager and Coke and 4 shots of Sambuca later, we all headed out to Korova.

Straight to the bar for a shot with Craig! Two steps after trying to leave the bar....back again for a shot with Mitch.......then Sherrit........then Ryan

Fucked!

I ended up buying more drinks for other people than myself that night!

Had a few more Jager and coke's then I was absconded by @x_shanny for another shot!

Met good ol' Captain Tom that night too....apparently also bought a ticket to his first ever licensed party at his practise place. Awesome!

Most of the night's not been filled in for me but I remember heading to the dancefloor with everyone and finding Shez dirty dancing with some random girl?

I was then grabbed by him and the girl ended up in a Manwhore inc sandwich? Funnily enough she then said she'd be up for some double penetration...............No thanks! Nae chance I'm getting in a position where there could be possible ball slapping! and I think I've seen Sherrit whap his knob out enough times thanks!

That was my queue to leave the dancefloor!

Ended up talking to a girl with the same colour of hair as me......MORE SHOTS!

and I don't remember anything else......However I supposedly phoned Sherrit on the way back. The only word he managed make out was "Spitroast" Talk about selective hearing eh?

I found that quite amusing in the morning :D

Got back to Fio's, got to bed and five minutes later! someone runs to the toilet and spews for a good ten minutes straight. Fio went to check who it was about fifteen minutes later and found Craig asleep with his head in the toilet bowl.

Verdict? Fucking awesome night but missed @egg too much :(

What's been your most amusing tale of being on the lash?

http://www.formspring.me/KagerouVIII FTW!!!

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April 4th, 2010
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Assed with a bright photo today!

Just got back from the radio with @dark_side_of_the_shmu, @x_shanny, Mitch and Sherrit!

Awesome times were had!

Lots of typical man things like a whoopy cushion and lots of weird warbling between songs. A fair few movie quotes too!

Word of the night? MOIST!!!!!

Mitch and I used false names to get in too......He was Davie Clunge and I was John Tuppence!

It was surprisingly hard not to swear or mention anything that people could find offensive!

Reido informed me today that the DeBassed radio night had a fair amount of complaints about the content......Who would complain about us contemplating if Lady Gaga had a cock and if we would do her?

Another complaint was about the fact that we mentioned Sherrit getting a boner and chasing Mitch with it a few years back?

They didn't complain about the original airing of it though, only the re-run last week when Reido hurt his back and couldn't manage to get in!

Weird, weird people. Would've felt like such a dick if I was part of the cause of him losing his spot on the radio :(

But thankfully he didn't lose it! and I got the recording of the DeBassed sesh off him before I left :D

Amused at the amount of people commenting about me heading to Japan at the end on June.....none of the buggers have said they'd miss me though ¬.¬

I feel so unwanted now :(

Anyway! I'm off to FINALLY watch Casshern!!! :D

Gooooodnight!

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April 1st, 2010
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