Dear future self,
I hope you realize that any picture you post will probably be looked at by a 50-year-old man looking for a pic to masturbate too. Let him pass us by with the Jedi mind trick; "This is not the pic you are looking for."
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
That's why I'm gonna let you go.
I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door!
1... 2... 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
And a Happy New Year.
