Hi! It's me, Princess Peach. Yeah I know what you're saying "Hey, doesn't Princess Peach have blond hair?" Well yeah buddy, of course they put me on the box & in the game with blond hair. Mario & Luigi are scummy Italian guys who like cheap blonds. But really I'm a sophisticated brunette Harvard graduate. I studied Biology with a focus on Fungi & exotic flowers.
So what am I doing now? Just waiting for Luigi to come home so we can go out drinking. What now? You thought I was with Mario? Pfft come on, he can't even save the Princess! Plus Luigi is so tall! <3