JenkinsTheMilkman

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    About three weeks ago or so, I had the privilege of meeting one of my idols in music, Rivers Cuomo, or better known as the lead singer of Weezer. It's safe to say there was a spew in my pants of a liquid type texture. Nah, I'm kidding. Kind of. I actually got to meet the whole band since they had a meet and greet in the town I lived in. Score. Apparently people only come out in my town when someone famous is in since whenever I go somewhere, it's dead silent but that night for the meet-up there was easily 300+(SPARTANS?!?!) People there, rather intense.

    Have you guys ever had a chance to meet someone who you consider an idol in your life that is famous? Or just someone you like a lot? If not, who do you is a famous celebrity/band/artist ect. that you would like meet one day?

    Also, also if you're having a crummy day, watch this video and prepare to have it un-crummified. I know it made my day a hell of a lot better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgCM46CSwd8

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: Cows can go up a set of stairs, but cannot descend them. I don't know who the person was who tested this and why they would want to, but kudos to them.

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    December 20th, 2009

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    So, uh I pretty much got the sickest piggy bank known to man. The only thing that could top this off would be a Boba Fett one, just sayin'.

    You guys have any awesome stuff that you keep your dough in?

    P.S. I know I've said this time and again. But, seriously, go follow @chirpofjoy , you'll thank me for that later.

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: Cows have an actual sense of smell. They are able to smell things up to six miles away. Go cows!

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    December 19th, 2009

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    Yeah, I kind of have too much nerdy/geeky things than one person should have in their attire. Do I care? Not at all. This is quite possibly one of the greatest wallets to grace planet Earth.

    As is my lovely face shown above.

    Do you guys have any awesome nerdy stuff? If so, you know what to do down there. v No, not my bathing suit area. In the comments, geeez.

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: A cow drinks over 117 gallons of water in a week. Damn, talk about tubbah tubbah.

    By the way, @chirpofjoy is awesome. Just sayin'.

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    December 18th, 2009

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    So, tonight is going to be one of those "Put on the B-Man Shirt and watch the Animated Series of said B-Man all night." Seeing as how the Rain decided to PMS all over my town(yes, I own it) I decided to respectively counter-attack this PMS attack with the awesomeness that is Batman.

    OH! Today was a rather good/odd day indeed. While driving to get some grub with my sister, I stumbled upon a dog crossing the street. But stumble upon, I mean being the retard I am and almost hitting the dog before my sister started screaming at the top of her lungs to "STOOOOOOP!" and calling me the devil.

    Anyways, we brought the dog back to our house and put him in our backyard since he would have devoured our two midgets of dogs. We made a few calls and luckily found a shelter to take him in. With the exciting news, we go to our backyard only to find the dog missing. What. The. Fuck. This dog was no Chihuahua either, it was a mix between a pitbull and lab, my guess anyways. It somehow managed to hop the fence which is taller than me and escape. We thankfully found the dog where I almost hit it before. Luck much? Anyways, the morale of the story is if you find a stray dog and he manages to escape your backyard, respectively call him Houdini. That's what we did.

    Do you guys have any cool/snazzy things you do when it rains outside and/or have you saved a stranded animal and felt awesome about it?

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: The average cow produces 90 glasses of milk each day or about 200,000 glasses of milk throughout her life. Dayuuuum.

    P.S. To anyone who reads all of that, I love you and I just might be thinking of you down by the fireplace tonight. (hur hurr, creeper ftw.)

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    December 16th, 2009

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    ____Here Comes The Sun____

    Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
    Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
    and I say it's all right

    It's about time. Hey, sun. I know we kind of have a love/hate relationship. But how about you stick around just a little longer this time, yeah? Whenever the rain is here and chooses to be my friend, it makes all the drivers on the street more insane then usual and they feel as though water will kill them.

    Thanks.

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: Milk is the only drink in the world that contains such a large range of naturally occurring nutrients. That’s what makes it so unique.(andsexy)

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    December 15th, 2009

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    So, uh Dexter Season Finale? My mind has been officially blown and I don't even know what to think anymore. (That was pretty much my face throughout the entire season)

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: John Lennon liked milk quite a bit. Nuff' fucking said.

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    December 15th, 2009

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    This pretty much took up most of my night. I'd let Tarantino do gross things with me, even though he'd most likely reject me. :/

    Anyways. What are some of your guy's favorite movies/directors?

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    December 14th, 2009

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    So, today was one of those "Holy shit, it's raining as if manatees were taking over the world."(that one was for you, @KRiSTiNAtheDiNO) On these kind of days I like to just stay in, start up the fire place, make s'mores and read a book.

    Simple enough, but I'd rather not go out on the streets since everyone in my town seems to think it's okay to drop their driving skill to that of a 5 year old, either that or a rock that failed a special-ed class. Anyways, I've been reading a book called "The Shadow of the Wind" as obviously pointed out in my picture and it is nothing short of amazing. Seriously, if I could only give one book recommendation for this year that I've read, this would be it. If you even call yourself a moderate book lover (for fucks sake, don't say you're a book lover if you've only read Twilight) get this book. Like Nao.

    Go ahead, I'll wait.

    Any books you guys have recently fallen in love with? I always love a good ol' book recommendation. *nerd snort*

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    December 12th, 2009

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    "Dude, you look like a fuckin' nerdy Mexican version of Robert Pattinson"-As said by my oh, so, lovely friend while we were playing Xbox. -_- Speaking of, does anyone have an Xbox and Live? I haz no friends and need people to cooperate with in killing zombies in Left 4 Dead 2 since @Patriciareee sucks and doesn't have it.

    ALSO, ALSO #facialhairfriday is today, while looking for sites to photoshop my moustache, I found this creepy as fuck website which makes your picture into a 3-D moving model.
    http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/ Creepy as fuck.

    Random Milk Fact of the Day:
    A recent US study reported that children who avoid milk tend to be fatter than children who drink milk. This may be because milk is being replaced by high energy drinks such as fruit juice or soft drinks. Boom. Winners drink milk.

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    December 11th, 2009

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    Oh, why hello there. Why don't you take a seat right there. Yeah, that's just dandy.

    I've had a lot of poop happen to me on DB in the past, but I suppose you could say I've resolved most of them or rather, they resolved themselves. I want a fresh start and to actually TALK to my friends on here to which I did when I first started this, rather become Captain McEmo Pants.

    I want to give a certain special thanks to @KRiSTiNAtheDiNO for still talking to me all the time and being the amazing person she naturally is. Thank you for that, as cheesy as this is in all Yearbooks, seriously don't ever change.<3 Also, she was the inspiration to my new username since the last comment I received before cleaning house was from her saying she'd always remember me as the Milkman I once was, no matter what. No, contrary to popular belief, I am not a porn star and that was not my "money-maker name". It's an inside joke of sorts.

    I also want to thank @Patriciareee for also still talking to me regardless of me being Captain McDoucher (Yes, I have a wide assortment of captain badges.) For also being the awesome person she is and her creepy obsession (which I think is an obsession) of nutella. I still want a nutella sandwich by the way with a side order of a bag of milk. >:(

    Anyways, here here to a new start and an actually dedicated David. Do I expect a bunch of puns of "milkman" and "milk" in itself towards me? But of course, bring it.

    Anyways, sorry for the super endless blurb that turned into a blog. They won't all be like this, I just needed to clear out some things.

    Random Milk Fact of the Day: The first cows in Australia were 2 bulls and 7 cows from England. They arrived in 1788 with the First Fleet. There are now more than two million cows across the country.

    Damn, those bulls got busy on those chicks.

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    December 11th, 2009