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Jenae

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March 2nd, 2010

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1. There's a virus going around my school. 30 people were rushed to the hospital last night by ambulance. A news crew came by earlier to interview students. We're now being served by the cafeteria people instead of serving ourselves so that we don't spread germs. My school is known for bad things happening to it. We've had an armed robber on campus, a high speed chase, two murderers, the swine flu (they STOPPED diagnosing people at health services, because if they diagnosed one more person they'd have to shut the school down), an ice storm that cut off all electricity to campus for four days. And now some big scary virus that's making people have intestinal problems. FUN.
2. I bought this lemonade today. Only after I started drinking it did I realize that it expired yesterday.
3. I am deathly pale.

tomhodgins
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paranoid americans are paranoid!

March 2nd, 2010
darkmart84
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Get some Vitamin C and drink plenty of water. I hope you don't get sick!
@Jenae

March 2nd, 2010
holllyhollly
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DANG! Your school sounds lovely!
..lame lemonade!
And it's ok I am pale too.. soon summer will come
@Jenae

March 3rd, 2010
bom5689
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Wow. And I thought my school was bad @Jenae.
We've had very similar problems to yours.

- A girl beat by a guy in his dorm and left for dead and she was unidentifiable except for the manicure on her fingers that she got with her Mom days before. Apparently along with beating her, he ripped her ear off and she couldn't have it re-attached because he did something to her were her liver can't handle pain killers so it lost for good. Also, she had to learn to re-walk, talk, etc. She still can't jump and she use to be a gymnast for 10 years.

- We had a dude who passed away from diabetes in his dorm and found 2 days later (all the above happened in MY dormitory complex by the way)

- We had a suicide: a guy was seen buying gasoline and then police responded to a dumpster that caught on fire - they found a human body in it ... same person buying gasoline
(Luckily it wasn't near my dorm, and neither are the rest of these)

- We had people putting dirty needles in vending machines in random places on campus (so I've stopped vending at my school - I will pay the extra tax to ensure no needle enters my body)

- We had our dorm flood and I was homeless for 24 hours (it wasn't this year though)

- We had a dude mugged right in front of my building (same dude a month before he passed away from diabetes - worst part is, he was 24 and was going back to school to hopefully work at Disney World because he was tired of dead end jobs)

- I drunkenly walked through a parking lot and exactly 6 minutes later, a couple walked through and was mugged (I still don't know how I could've gone to the police while shit-faced on a dry campus explaining that)

- I got food poisoning twice from the cafeteria so I stopped eating there

There's a couple more things that happened but I forget them because it's too much. Your school def. tops mine because ours weren't as bad as murders. 1 was natural causes, the other was self-caused, and that girl barely survived and is still living in a hospital going through physical and emotional therapy. Apparently the dude who did it to her was drunk and didn't remember doing it. All he remembered was she wouldn't have sex with him ... she doesn't remember that entire day because he beat her THAT badly (and he somehow stabbed her with a broom with I didn't know was possible - WTF?!)

March 3rd, 2010
Jenae
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@tomhodgins *whips out hand sanitizer*

@Darkmart84 Yeah I'm really hoping I don't get sick. My roommate's sick with something that's not the virus, so no matter where I go, I'm around infected people. :/

@holllyhollly I still drank the rest of my lemonade...hehe
And I don't tan very well anymore! I don't know what happened. I used to get so dark when I was little.

@bom5689 DAMN BOY! I think YOUR campus is more dangerous than mine.

March 3rd, 2010