About
I have kicked Chuck Norriz's ass many times
I am secretly 129 years old
I have climbed Mount Everest 5 times
I have the Benjamin button syndrome
I have a pet unicorn named Nevaeh, but she is like a bitch
I was the girl who killed Santa together with the Easter bunny
I have mastered the art of floating while meditating
I have magic powers
I never tell lies