I'm on a road trip! So far I've gotten lost like three times already and I accidentally reversed into a car. Quite a few people saw me do it. They thought I was leaving my name and details. Well, I did not. I simply took out a piece of paper and scribbled something in it and left. It works, now you know.
Just me and my dog chilling in the woods having a good time. I unlike other people @rozehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsg2Xc7iBo
Do not submit my dog to bizarre experiments, I have Jews for that.
Anyways, does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off (And he doesn't want to answer it because his ring tone is one of those songs and the good part is coming up)-- don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.
