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Hi i'm Laura, i will often be found with some form of alcoholic beverage spilt down my front, which is usually followed by a trip down the stairs in which i lose my knees. When i dance the night away i favour the squid dance move, but all animal interpretations impress me. I am also a dab hand a foosball and it is the best way to end a night, well along with a trip to shiraz and being carried home.
When this isnt how i am living my life i am Nicola Jennings' bitch .... dispite not being able to make a decent cup of tea (so dont ask me). As much as she denies it, she likes it when i touch her.
I also do law, i don't like to talk about it but when Lord Hoffman gives you a quote such as " if you invite some one in to use the staircase, you do not invite him to slide down the banisters," who needs Stephanie Meyer