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    I'm wrapping up warm & going the pub!

    Merry Christmas Dailyboothers!!

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    December 25th, 2011

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    Some days are just shirt & tie days :P

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    November 11th, 2011

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    I love Halloween. I always try to make a bit of an effort with my costume. I never hire them I just try to throw things together and see how they look. I never spend more than £10 on stuff for fancy dress, but I think I did a good job with Evil Clown. The lenses are probably the most extravagant thing I have ever bought for fancy dress! I got loads of compliments last night anyway and I won the Fancy Dress competition in the club I was in. The prize was the rankest tasting bottle of Peach "Champagne" ever but I still drank it! lol

    I will have to put my thinking cap on for next year now though I think - I don't know if I can top this! lol

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    October 30th, 2011

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    Post-holiday Paulo Nutini style hat showings off!

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    October 18th, 2011

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    And this is why I shouldn't drink, or let my mate take pics of me even!

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    August 30th, 2011

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    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.....

    My day contained just one of these. I'll give you a clue. I haven't sucked anything today and it hasn't rained. Have you guessed yet?

    I love the sunshine. It's not that often that we get it really so I like to make the most of it. I love the fact that I go brown, I love feeling the heat on my pasty body, and I love rubbing myself on sun oil (careful now!) so that is how I have spent my day. In the sunshine. Baking for three hours but using protection.

    I think the sun has given me a bit of a buzz today. I was feeling very tired after my 3-nights out in a row boozing.I must still be in recovery mode because even though I have a bottle of wine there I have no inclination to drink it! Shock horror!

    Anyway onto the pic. It doesn't really do it justice because the camera on my iphone is shit, and my proper camera got broke when I took my nephew the WWE, but it shows something....however faint it may look....a TANLINE! Proof that the sun has worked, along with the appearance of freckles (possible proof that I have ginger ancestry?)

    Lets hope we get more good weather through the week so I can keep it up :-D

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    July 3rd, 2011

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    This is the penny that I found in my boxers this morning!

    Despite your comments suggesting that it was payment for services rendered you are wrong.

    As many if you are aware I charge 10p not 1p!

    I assume that I drunkenly dropped money in the bed last night & during my nocturnal meandering it became entrapped within the temple of doom that is my boxers lol

    It only became dislodged when i went the toilet. Still it brought new meaning to the phrase "to spend a penny" and of course if I did porn then I could have done an excellent money shot! :P

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    July 1st, 2011

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    Look it's bloody sunny. I can see water & sunshine! Makes me want to dive in & have a swim!

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    June 27th, 2011

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    "To #Bnee or not to #Bnee that is the question"

    That's Shakespeare that is! Well kind of anyway. It is what Shakespeare would have written if he could articulate it into his famous Iambic Pentameter.

    So what is a #Bnee you might ask! Well unless you read this bit before you look at the picture (how you would do that I do not know!) it should be obvious!

    The #Bnee is the word I invented for the back of the knee. You might think that the back of the knee has no name, as I indeed did, but some of my followers (using Google no doubt) informed me that the back of the Knee does have a name - the Popliteal Fossa - which I have since confirmed (using Google!).

    What kind of name is that? I know that the human body has a medical name for all the parts - usually in Latin - but we have moved on and give them good old fashioned names that you wouldn't be embarrased to use in public! I mean who ever said they had a sore Scapula or Clavicle when they hurt their shoulder or collar bone?

    That's why when I had two sore Popliteal Fossa after climing The Great Orme last week I did not go around telling everyone that! I made up a better name instead! The #Bnee - it rolls off the tongue and is a very quick way of saying it!

    So I implore you that if anything ever happens to that sensitive spot at the back of the Knee you don't go all Latin on us - save yourself a lot of time and tell people you have hurt your #Bnee.

    If you do that then one day it will go in the Medical Dictionary and I, you humble friend Gazabell, will be imortalized in history as the man who invented the word #Bnee

    Let's start usin it in phrases & songs - shall we sing a rousing chorus of of "Let It #Bnee" by the Beatles? If something is good shall we say it is the "Bees #Bnees"? Shall we have a Cockney-off to "#Bnees Up Mother Brown"

    We can make this happen!

    May the force #Bnee with you

    @Gazabell

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    June 11th, 2011

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    It's been a while since I did one of these. I guess it's quite easy to forget about where you are on the internet nowadays, which is exactly what todays picture is about - do you know what today's picture is? Why isn't it obvious?

    It's a SHAMELESS PLUG!

    Which is exactly what I am goinng to do now....

    So if you are following me on here you more than likely follow me on Twitter or Facebook. Just in case you only follow on one look...

    Twitter Gazabell - sweary, flirty, TV piss-takey, cheeky chappie can be found at http://twitter.com/Gazabell and of course my Twitterjail alter ego can be found at http://twitter.com/Gazabelljailed

    Facebook Gazabell - essentially the same thing as Twitter Gazabell but fewer updates is all - find him at www.facebook.com/gazabell (there is a bit of a trend developing here with my username you may notice)

    Blogging Gazabell - oh yes I do blog - I have two blogs in fact - my main one is http://gazabell1.blogspot.com - which I use to do commentary on varuious things, hopefully in a light-hearted and humerous way on various subjects including Twitter, Kids TV, Louis Walsh, Puns, - anything that pops into my mind. I also have a Tumbr which is used for pretty much the same thing plus whatever other odd thoughts pop in my mind - that can be found at http://gazabell.tumblr.com/

    I also have various other website shite like Formspring, SMA and Three Words etc which you can find at http://start.io/gazabell or http://gazabell.co.uk - feel free to have a look around if you feel the urge at all.



    So what has been happening with me then? Well I took advantage of the 11 for 3 holiday situation and have really enjoyed myself. In that time I have drank LOTS, been on a blind date, been the beach, put a bit of colour onto my all too pale skin and generally had a great laugh. Now I have the joy of going back to work tomorrow in a NEW office, which is why I will be turning up like a Beverly Hillbilly with my car full of crap tomorrow!

    No doubt I will be moaning about being back tomorrow but at the moment I am kind of looking forward to it I suppose. At the very least its only a 4 day week so I think I will just about cope!

    @Gazabell

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    May 2nd, 2011