... Along with all the other beautiful things I typically bring back home from the boxing gym, today I've picked up something fantastically new: A strangely colorful ring in my vision that alters everything I look at.
Fact of the day: My face feels naked without my glasses.
If I were feeling frisky, I might take them off and flash some provocative facial expressions. Scandalous, I know. I'm wild like that.
And I don't even need alcohol to get to that point. That's how crazy I am. Look out, ladies... :P
HAPPY Mother's day, too all you moms out there. We appreciate you! Unless you're a deadbeat, drug addicted, abusive wench – in which case, you deserve to be beaten by an STD-ridden, needle-covered cane wielded by a smite-crazy official directly imported from Singapore.
... Then again, STDs and needles haven't really stopped you thus far. Maybe another method of retribution is needed... But I like the cane idea. ^^
Finals are coming up. Then skills testing for my EMT cert. I should be studying...
Anyone want to volunteer to be a make-believe patient with make-believe medical problems so I can make-believe assess you and make-believe package you for transport to the appropriate make-believe medical facility?
It'll be fun. Like playing House when we were kids, only more morbid. ^^
