Dailybooth,
I have never fucked up anything this badly in my life. All there is left to say is don't get with a girl in front of the girl who likes you, you will notice that you've done wrong when you get a nice big slap around the face.
Oh, and if that wasn't enough, don't go and sit outside, feeling sorry for yourself and light a cigerette, because 9 times out of 10, the girl doesn't like smoking.
Shit, there's more... On a train and you have came to the end of the journey without paying. When the ticket man comes around asking for your tickets, don't get up, pretend to reach in to your pocket and then push him out of the way and run off without paying.
This has been my story on how I've fucked up everything with my parents, friends and everyone.
Goodbye.
I have never fucked up anything this badly in my life. All there is left to say is don't get with a girl in front of the girl who likes you, you will notice that you've done wrong when you get a nice big slap around the face.
Oh, and if that wasn't enough, don't go and sit outside, feeling sorry for yourself and light a cigerette, because 9 times out of 10, the girl doesn't like smoking.
Shit, there's more... On a train and you have came to the end of the journey without paying. When the ticket man comes around asking for your tickets, don't get up, pretend to reach in to your pocket and then push him out of the way and run off without paying.
This has been my story on how I've fucked up everything with my parents, friends and everyone.
Goodbye.