I was tagged the the infinitely frustrating @theMisterLister
who is also a jerk
If I were a month, I'd be Fanguary
If I were a day of the week, Fangsday
If I were a time of day, FangO'Clock
If I were a planet, i'd be the third moon of FangFangFang
If I were a sea animal, I AM a sea animal, a SURFER!
If I were a direction, I'd be south by southFang
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Fang rack
If I were a liquid, I'd be Fang juice (cheeky!)
If I were a gemstone, I'd be pear cut fang
If I were a tree, I'd be hard-pressed to to find a fang-related tree
If I were a flower, I'd be a rosebud!
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be fang/sunshine
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a fangflute
If I were a color, I'd be Fang white
If I were an emotion, I'd be fANGRY
If I were a fruit, I'd be getting tired of trying to find ways to incorporate my name into these answers
If I were a sound, I'd be waves roaring just like @theMisterLister
If I were an element, the Fang IS elemental!
If I were a food, I’d be a Fangsgiving Turkey?
If I were an object, I'd be a fang
If I were a body part, i'd be a fang
If I were a song, Id be the crooked vultures' "New Fang"
If I were a relationship status, I'd be taken but flirty
If I were a kiss, I would be dangerous, what with the fang and all
If I were a smile, i'd be fanged!
