Failed

Message

  • Failed snapped a picture

    OMG, our girl @SophieSanguivorous made it to sweet 16 <33333

    6 comments

    3 days 15 hours ago

  • Failed snapped a picture

    So last night we were talking to our friend @DarrenJWotBrav who pointed out that we should post more often. Well, yes yes dear Darren, it is very true, but we don't feel like posting for the sake of posting. And we hope you all feel the same way too.
    Now this morning we saw this shit! WOW WOW WOW!!!!
    Can you imagine graduating from school of "PUBIC Affairs"?!!
    "Oh yeah, I got a PhD in salad tossing from the school of PUBIC AFFAIRS!"
    WOW, we feel for the poor bastards who spent years digging through books, only to learn at the end that College was really all about getting FUCKED UP AND LAID and having a great time. So our dear friends, we hope that the "pubic" that you see, is not only on your commencement pamphlet:D


    @WhatMadeYouHappyToday introduce me to that "girl" :)
    @LC78 you are probably saving wales <3
    @duckie you know those medical posts are on during the morning time here in the US. Must be coming from Europe during the eve time. But as long as you return just to say hit to us, that's totally cool. Did you get another bird? xo
    @omgitsbrittie works sucks, especially when all you do is work. If we weren't married, I'd definitely ask you on a date. So you wouldn't have to work all the time;)
    @zhenchuu looks like you fucked him up big time! How is the hand?
    Hey, when are we going to @letsburnthiscitydown ;)?
    A year in the US... you are corrupted, and you may not even know it @senorchrees :)

    Hmm mm Hmmm mm hmm dear @SophieSanguivorous oh it's so coming in 2 days and I am so excited for you and I do love you and am the best at writing run on sentences when I am happy Hmm<3

    YOu are not happy cause you talk to me once a year @UnicornSex. Hint hint;)
    I have a secret crush on you @Adriii... oh no, it's not a secret any more LOL
    Dude @AloAl you look so stoned in your last 2 pictures. muawhuawhua! LOL
    Everyone must take lessons on how to smile from you @EmilyPoppy xo:)
    Yeah, I'll hove some titties, sorry we meant pizza LOL @AlexsGallery
    Your boredom is scary @HeatherRyukLawliet ;)
    We heard that Spain is going out of business. Is it true @inthecloudz ?
    How do you multiply your average comment rate by 10? You put on a nice red dress and make the boyz droooool. Looking good babe SavannahMigliore2<3 xo
    My friend @sandhills, here is the sample of American education at it's best:)
    Hey, @BunnyAlisha :P
    I hope my girl @christie_nicole is well. All that sugar sugar sugar makes you oh so sweet LOL
    Let's go on a date @TerriL ;)

    13 comments

    5 days 18 hours ago

  • Failed snapped a picture

    Happy passover to all our Jewish friends.
    And Happy Easter to the Jesus crowed.
    Be safe out there:)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxg6I8CCFPY
    Borrowed from our dear friend @WhatMadeYouHappyToday

    18 comments

    April 6th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    Never thought we'd still be here at 100!
    But it so happened that we made some good friends who "set" next to us no matter how big of an ass whole we were at times, or how drunk and obnoxious we got. So from the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for that, and we appreciate having you us in our life.
    Love you all... NOT... well YES YES we do! LOL

    In order from when you followed:
    @CaiteeElizabeth is our first and is still here. Sweetie, even thought you check in once in a while, I still like you;)
    @LC78 the most kind animal lover. I'll save the wales with you any time you want<3
    @duckie one day you'll make the birdy diaper and will be so freaking rich, you'd be able to fly me in and pay someone else to clean the house, while we go see a concert. I know you wouldn't do it, but I'm saying you'd be able to:) I love your brilliance sweetie. xo
    @tattoobooth my dear friend, thank you for my Birthday booth last year, and your friendship through all 100. We need more people like you in this world.
    @senorchrees there was no doubt in my mind that America would corrupt a young Scott. Well, look at you know:) Cheers my friend.
    @TerriL your life is tough, but you are tougher. Stay sexy babe, and I appreciate you and your kindness, winks, and kisses you've sent my way:)<3
    @SophieSanguivorous please stop dating all the ass holes and just marry me Lol <3 I'd say that this site would not be what it is without you. All the fun we had is greatly appreciated. So- PANCAKES :)!!!
    @metaG4ian do you still have any brain cells left, or have they all turned into connectors, wires, and semiconductors:)?
    @MandyLikesTreesxx you like trees and we like you> xo
    @SavannahMigliore2 the best poll dancer, soccer player, banana outfit wearer, and just the greatest girl in the world. Love you babe<3
    @considertheobvious this is an official notice that we are no longer engaged and you are free now. Of course you are always welcome to jump Nemowhore's bones;)
    @AloAl Alo my friend, I appreciate your thoughtful comments and the fact that you are one of not many people who actually reads the shit I wirte:)
    @UnicornSex even though you have a tendency to drop off for months at a time, I know that you love me. And I love you too:) xo
    @DropDeadHeather my true and dear friend. I am so glad that you are well. I thank you for being you. You are very kind and I appreciate you<3
    @BunnyAlisha Bunny Bunny Bunny. I hope you are doing well and that the college life is treating you well. Promise to think of me every time it snow in MB:)? I promise to think about you every time I see a bunny:) Love you<3
    @christie_nicole always happy and bubbly. I am glad you are well and things are falling into place in your life. I wish I was there sitting by the pool with you<3

    19 comments

    February 29th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    I didn't exhale, I swear :P !!!!!!!!!!!

    What about you my dear friends? LOL

    @Terri @SavannahMigliore2 @UnicornSex @BunnyAlisha
    <_______> OH Fuck @LC78 that bunny totally freaked me out LOL
    You better not be,@Dani_Gurl<3, at least for like another 2 months;)
    @christie_nicole bet you have more of that shit then the have snow in Alaska:)
    And what about the other side of the pond- Do you guys get backed? LOL
    @duckie @sandhills @mjkimberley @zhenchuu @Reagin
    @LotteVee13 @ItsDJtheMC @SophieSanguivorous @AloAl
    @sweetandbubbly I know I know, you guys get executed on the spot.
    @tattoobooth Canadia?

    33 comments

    February 18th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    Have a "good" friend you always wanted to get. Well here is how we do it:)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxgLb6SncZk&feature=related

    LOL

    0 comments

    February 18th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    Get well sweetie @DropDeadHeather!
    Love you<333

    6 comments

    February 14th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    I wish you Enough !

    Recently I overheard a Father and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.
    Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the Father said, 'I
    love you, and I wish you enough.'
    The daughter replied, 'Dad , our life together has been more than enough.
    Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Dad .'
    They kissed and the daughter left. The Father walked over to the
    window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he wanted and
    needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on his privacy, but he welcomed
    me in by asking,
    'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'
    Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a
    forever good-bye?'.
    'I am old, and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the
    reality is the next trip back will be for my funeral,' he said.
    'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough.'
    May I ask what that means? He began to smile. 'That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone.' He paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail, and he smiled even more.
    'When we said, 'I wish you enough,' we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them.' Then
    turning toward me, he shared the following as if he were reciting it
    from memory.

    I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray
    the day may appear.
    I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
    I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
    I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may
    appear bigger.
    I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
    I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
    I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.

    He then began to cry and walked away.
    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them; but then an entire life to forget
    them.
    Take Time To Live...

    We wish you Enough and hope that you'll have the best Valentine's Day you ever had!l <33333

    @TerriL kissed baby:)
    @SophieSanguivorous you are a such a dork and a great friend<3
    @SavannahMigliore2 I want to be your Valentine!
    @DropDeadHeather thank you for being there love. You are the best! xo<33
    @UnicornSex you are so beautiful<3
    @AloAl sleep is for losers, but we do have to get some:)
    @inthecloudz we are in LaCloudz over you;)
    @BunnyAlisha who loves you baby? I do! xo<3
    @christie_nicole glad you are back, doing well, and looking better than ever!!!!<3
    @WhatMadeYouHappyToday writting these msgs made me happy today:)
    @VanessaAvery so if I kiss you, I kissed the lead singer as well? lol
    Hi baby @j000lz . You are a darling and I hope your boy is showing you how special you are. xoxoxoxo
    Only you can look so hot at 24weeks 5 days @Dani_Gurl<3
    And we cannot forget our friend @sandhills who's been so cool to us:)
    Will you marry me @LotteVee13:)? <333333
    WazUpItsDarren LOL @ItsDJtheMC :)
    Not a word @BDSM ;)<3
    @considertheobvious Nemo is still trying to figure out who the tattoo guy is next to Nemo's fiance? <3
    What is THE most important thing @sweetandbubbly? Is it beeing loved and appreciated? <3

    18 comments

    February 14th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    No, we are not going to ask to see yours LOL!

    31 comments

    January 16th, 2012

  • Failed snapped a picture

    Violates are Blue @BDSM ;)

    3 comments

    January 14th, 2012

RATED "R"-No One under 18 admited! is a 39 year old from somewhere in the universe.

About

-- HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?--

@Failed we are not a woman or a man, we are a concept. Actually, we are bunch of fun loving degenerates! We'd like to get you to smile and forget your worries. We are totally sweet and twisted, kind and rude,witty and dumb, compassionate and ruthless, pure and fucked in the head ;-) <3
... we read our own description..."block user" LOL

Following them

154

  • AlliLauraX
  • DarrenJWotBrav
  • Sazunna
  • jongrim219
  • bartholomewhunt
  • starr01010
  • kaaspastasaus
  • jessikahluciex3

Television

TV sucks!!!!

Music

Music ROCKS!!!!

Websites

Clueless:)