EllieJaneeHoyles

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    The joy of confusing people on #DrawSomething by drawing something completely irrelevant...and watching them struggle trying to guess it. Then again it is frustrating when someone does it to me.

    #AThingIHate is when people text me the most stupidest shit ever like about what drink they're having or if a girl/guy is flirting with them, I honestly find it a waste of time talking to you..Is it that hard to hold an intelligent converstation nowadays?

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    10 hours 44 minutes ago

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    Hello, my name is Sunshine and I love Rainbows.

    That was for all the people that think I'm a pessimist just because I give them my honest opinion, and don't tell them a white lie.
    Is that optimistic enough for you? #YouKnowWhoYouAre

    Shout out to:
    @GusB
    @DemiSeabrook
    @Ant1992M
    @TomVDC
    @JamesBurnsRed
    @TheBrianBrand
    @RetroBoother_23
    @PaulBecha6914
    For being perhaps the only decent people on Dailybooth.

    Wanting someone you can't have...such an annoying feeling.

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    1 day 12 hours ago

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    It genuinely irritates me how people can't take constructive criticism, they get angry if you tell them the truth, and the same happens when you lie to them. You're better off not saying anything. #MakeUpYourMind

    On a lighter note, I get to have the first proper tour of my future university- Cambridge this Wednesday. Pretty psyched for that.

    The process of self improvement is just that- A PROCESS...It DOES NOT happen overnight, it WILL NOT be easy! So people who've claimed they've changed in the course of a month, screw you.

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    2 days 12 hours ago

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    Screw getting a tan, I'd much rather sit in the shade.
    #HateTheSun
    The humidity's making my hair frizz...

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    3 days 15 hours ago

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    It's actually a decent weather today...I bet tomorrow It's going to be the complete opposite. #TypicalEngland

    Someone told me that there's a lot more to life than success and he's got me questioning my theory now.
    #Q: What do you think?
    #HateKnowingThatIMightBeWrong

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    5 days 14 hours ago

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    I'm pretty sure that I go to the only sixth form in Hertfordshire, or even England, that still has a uniform "Because that is the power of Watford Girls Grammar" Yeah right...you used that same freakin' excuse when we were the only school open in Hertfordshire in Winter 2010.

    My hair's turned ginger! Looks like a complete disaster.
    I'm also having some period pains which hurts like a bitch.
    #ThankGodForHotWaterBottles

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    6 days 11 hours ago

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    Beside every great man, you can find a women like a soldier, holding down.

    @GusB I try not to be so, damn obviously over calm, when you smile at me and I try not to care that, you've become the air in my lungs, that I live to breathe. I'm no longer afraid to say I love you.
    I can't wait to see you again. Miss you
    #StraightForward

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    1 week 8 hours ago

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    This photo is taken at a very strange angle, courtesy of @GusB

    @Paid I seriously don't understand why you keep mentioning me needlessly

    My hair's turning gingery blonde, and It's just embarrassing because look like Ron Weasley's descendant.
    I also made an #Instagram although I don't know how to use it.
    Instagram- @EllieJaneHoyles

    @Jeremy712 I also owe you an apology, but everything I said was merely because I care about you.

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    1 week 18 hours ago

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    I fucking hate people who:
    1. Spit publically- What exactly have you achieved by spitting in public? What's the logic in it? I'm pretty sure that plants don't enjoy your diseased saliva in their soil.
    2. People who listen to music out loud on their phone- Are you too fucking stingy to go buy some headphones? People who do it, almost always have the shittest music taste.
    3. Guys who play with themselves in public- It's not attractive in any way, you just look like a person who can't get laid and so has to masturbate to some porn.
    4. Players- Guys who play with a girls feelings and then just leave them hanging, and end up with a type of girl who they claimed they hated (Also applies to girls)
    5. Guys who wear their trousers around their ankles- It's called a WAISTband for a reason.
    6. Guys who practically dance rape girls while clubbing- Whatever happened to verbal communication in order to get with a girl?
    7. People who go out clubbing and get wasted every single bloody night- I'm sure your unplanned child(ren) will love knowing that their parents were sluts/players.
    8. People who complain about having really bad relationships- Then stop fucking going out with people, not having a girlfriend or boyfriend won't kill you, independency is a hell of a lot better.
    9. People who misuse their BBM- Stop sending stupid broadcasts like "Ping for a rate" because I don't want you to rate me.
    10. People who use "YOLO" as an excuse- You're just pathetic, and you need to realise that it's suppose to be a reminder to make the most out of your life, not as a reason to do immature things.
    11. People who make lists of things they hate.

    Rant's over.
    @Ant1992M Happy?
    @JadedMonkey I'm a woman of my words

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    1 week 3 days ago

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    This is a couple of days old, my eyes were bloodshot that day due to lack of sleep, I know I look utterly repulsive but I'm not really in the mood to take a new photo.
    I want Tom Gearing from #TheApprentice SO FUCKING BADLY. He's young, independent, famous but doesn't really sweat it, rich enough and really hot. He features all the characteristics that I want in a guy.
    Watched the Season Finale of #HowIMetYourMother and all I can say is Hello to baby "Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen"
    Finally going on a date tonight, or rather being forced to go, against my will. #WasteOfMyFuckingLife

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    1 week 4 days ago

Eliah (Ellie) Jane Hoyles is a 17 year old female from United Kingdom.

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Success and nothing less


I fall victim to that lazy love.

The fact of the matter is that there's only really a 42% chance of me liking you. And I don't do love so don't waste my time.


@Ant1992M Is my assassin, and we are currently planning on winning a giant Lollipop, getting matching tattoos, egging David Cameron, and kidnapping Lord Sugar and raping him.
He's ever so normal.

"I am what you want to be, and what she wants you to be"- Mr S.F.N.R

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The Inbetweeners, The Apprentice, Russell Howards Good News, How I Met Your mother, Supernatural, My Wife and Kids.

Books

Lord Sugar's Autobiography- What you see is what you get., Lord Sugar's- The way I see it- Rants, Revelations and Rules of Life.

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Anything but Justin Bieber (apologies to all the Beliebers) and no autotune music.

Movies

The Human Centipede, Salt, G.I. Joe- Rise of the Cobra, Paranormal Activity (1, 2 and 3), Scary Movie 3, The Ring, The Devils, The Avengers: Assembled.

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