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Egg

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August 26th, 2010

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Missing make-up tooooooo much.

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Amidst all the wonderful things this country has to offer, so far, I've enjoyed the chat up lines the most.
Our favourite have been as follows;

- "Us Italians, have eh....you say, lots of beds....yes?"
- "Without my pants on ... I am dangerous!"
- "I will give you my car if you come to a club with me!"
- "Your boyfriends don't care."

My favourite replies so far have been;
- "I have a knife in my bag!"
- "Is that even your real hair?"
- "I'm gay, but thanks for the drink."
- "I'm actually a man."
And the most simple, yet effective - "Fuck off!"

I'm also going to include the ever so unfortunate meeting of my fist with some French pricks face after he shouted abuse at us for being lesbians.

Give me your favourite, wonderfully original chat up lines (and retaliations)!

<3

P.S. @Kiera How's my tan? Yours washed off yet? ;]

ALSO!
Why has Formspring died?!
http://www.formspring.me/EggIV65536

Fidussusswpppddooo
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Lol! They are some of the best chatup lines ever. I'm gunna have to use them :D

August 26th, 2010
toastisbread
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After a rather nice night out, my friends and I in a Irish pub doing karaoke, I was getting stalked by some german guy.
I had enough, walked out of the pub to get some fresh air and whatnot and he followed me out.
Some of my friends came out to see if i was okay, and the german guy kept winking at me and telling me to come over to him, which I retaliated by giving him a disgusted look and giving him the finger.
He'd been pissing me off all night.
And then came really close to me, and went;
"Can I bring you and your tits into the bar?" looking me up and down.

I lost it, went "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?", raised my fist. My friend Ryan held me back, causing me to accidentally punch him in the face and instead resorted to kicking the german as my arms were being held tightly :L

and that is my story. yay.

August 26th, 2010
StupidMF
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@toastisbread This made me lol :')

August 26th, 2010
toastisbread
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@StupidMF TEEHEEE <3

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@joshwilding My favourite was number 2. Made me laugh so much!
@toastisbread Hahahahaha, we have so much in common. I get too violent when faced with these ridiculous humans.
I enjoy his line though.
Whatta cunt.

August 26th, 2010
StupidMF
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@Egg I shouted at man for calling me gay when he went passed in his van and he stopped and got out so I ran away :D (Im a pussy) :3

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@StupidMF Hahaha, that's so cute. Why was he calling you gay in the first place?! Sounds like a random thing to shout out of a van.

August 26th, 2010
Fidussusswpppddooo
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Haha I get angry at these sort of people too... but then on the flip side, I use these ridiculous chatup lines all the time lol.

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@joshwilding I think it's funny if it's done in jest. When people are being overly slimey and crude, that's when I can get quite aggressive. Haha.

August 26th, 2010
StupidMF
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@Egg I get it all the time :') Oh. and I laughed at this guy who fell on the floor so he got up and chased us with a mallet but I was dying off laughter cause it was too funny :')

August 26th, 2010
toastisbread
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so many pervy, irritating twats in spain.
i go to the beach front called the arenal when usually go out. and theres these benches outside the bars and clubs. and i'm not even joking, about a million morrocans and colombians sit on them just observing all the females, whistling and shouting inappropriate things.

i feel like slapping them all. uber bitch slap.

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@StupidMF A MALLET?! Hahaha, what?! Oh my days.
@toastisbread Ohhh yesss. I remember the perviness of Spain!
That's sounds exactly what it's like walking to the bars along the beach front. I even seen a guy whistling and shouting obscenities while he was sitting with a young child.
Gross.

August 26th, 2010
toastisbread
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just eeeeeeeeeeew. >.<

August 26th, 2010
dreamcast
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pickup lines make me laugh so much
i put off men when they pull their tricks out cos i would just laugh at their face

August 26th, 2010
dreamcast
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pea.ess. im so stroked to see you again sunday
its been far too long <3
thank fuck for you and dailybooth my life savers

August 26th, 2010
dreamcast
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stoked*

August 26th, 2010
Mach712
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Best line ever: What's your sign? It must be stop. Cause that's what you just made my heart do~

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg I've heard loads of crappy chat up lines. Best one would probably be "Hi, My name is 'Milk'. I'll do your body good!" XD

xoxx<3

August 26th, 2010
KathleenElaine
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LOL those are amazing.
one of my favourites is:
"You must work at Subway, 'cause you're makin mine a foot long"
to which you say
"Ew."
or the ever popular "fuck off, pervert."

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@toastisbread Hahaha, tell me about it!
@BetsyButterflyy Guys who use chat up lines need counseling.
Cannot waaaaaaait to come home and see you! :D <3
@Mach712 Hahahah, oh deeeeeeeeear. That's rubbish!
@KathleenElaine + @BurnYourCatieKinsXx I don't understand how some people can be so shameless as to use these lines. Hahaha, so socially unacceptable!

August 26th, 2010
KathleenElaine
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@egg oh i've heard much worse though.
there's one about living on a farm and raising cocks.
it's horrible!! i still can't believe guys have the nerve to say things like that. they've got to know that they aren't going to get anything from using that line!

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg yeah i just don't get why guys believe they are going to work. When that one was said to me, i just stood there and laughed. but he did offer to buy me a shot :p

August 26th, 2010
dreamcast
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o m g they do!!
i havnt heard worth while chat up line from anyone

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@KathleenElaine I just wonder...there must be some humans these lines work on.....eugh!
@BurnYourCatieKinsXx Hahahaha, I hope you took the shot!
@BetsyButterflyy The best kinda pick up lines are just 'How are you?'
Or the Negs. Giving a bird a bit of a compliment with a bit of an insult. At least they're constructive.

August 26th, 2010
Mach712
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Thank you, thank you. I made it myself. ;P

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@Mach712 You're rubbish, hahaha.

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg heh yeah definitely, took the Tequila and bolted :]

August 26th, 2010
Mach712
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Hahahahaha
*recycles himself*

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@BurnYourCatieKinsXx Good girl! Haha!
@Mach712 UNRECYCLABLE RUBBISH. (:

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg I love Tequila too much to have said no. Ever :]

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@BurnYourCatieKinsXx I think I'm slowly reuniting myself with it. It's like 1 euro a shot here!!

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg AMAZING!! mind you, at my union it's £1 a drink, tequila is one of em :] tis awesome.

August 26th, 2010
Mach712
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D:
*puts himself in the pit will all the unwanted E.T. games*

August 26th, 2010
KathleenElaine
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@Egg euchhh. Let's just hope they're out of the gene pool.

August 26th, 2010
dreamcast
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YESH!

August 26th, 2010
HappySod
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Haha! Those chat ups are awesome.

Chat up lines seriously make me laugh.

When i went to Jordan my hair got bleached blonde in the sun (as usual) so of course i looked all exotic and got chatted up all the time. I can't remember the exact chat up line (it was a few years ago) but i was invited to sit with a guy at the top of a mountain to look at the 'stars'. Alone.

He did mention something about how he wouldn't be looking at the stars as he'd be looking at my beauty... :S

I found that rather funny.

And very creepy.

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@Mach712 Better. (:
@BurnYourCatieKinsXx I'm gonna assume you go to RGU? Judging by the fact JPs isn't really a Union.
Sounds like a mental deal! I totally never knew of this wonderment before!
@KathleenElaine The next multiple generations of humans are going to get progressively more stupid and ridiculous anyway. But one can hope.
@BetsyButterflyy (: <3
@HappySod Hahahaha, that's amazing. I think it's so funny, especially in a foreign country because the people back where I live would nevvvvvver think of saying shit like this. Too embarrassing.
Also, as if your hair going blonde was a contributing factor.
Yer gorgeous. (:

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg nah I'm at Dundee :] our union is the best in Scotland and 4th best in the UK! epic fun times!
we have like 2 nights a week that ate £1 a drink and the rest of the nights aren't even that expensive at all compared to most other pubs i go to.

August 26th, 2010
Kiera
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doubt your real!

August 26th, 2010
Egg
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@BurnYourCatieKinsXx Oh man! I figured by the people you knew you'd be in the Deen!
That's awesome. I absolutely love Dundee, as much as people slate it, I fucking adore it.
I have to visit and drink £1 tequilas with you all night!
@Kiera Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

August 26th, 2010
CatieKinsXx
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@Egg heh yeah. I mean I LOVE Dundee, but if RGU did my course, I'd have applied there.
Yeah same, it really bugs me when people say bad shit about it. I can't see all the bad stuff people say about it. It's a perfectly great city if you ask me! :]

You really do. Get @burnyourheroes and @casioclark and them lot down too and we'll have bants at the union! Great thing is I live on campus too so it's kindah hard to get lost :D

August 27th, 2010
HappySod
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@Egg I know! It's hilarious what they come out with! And thank you :) You are definately rather gorgeous yourself ;)

August 27th, 2010
brianswers
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Wow, you look very tanned :)

August 27th, 2010
brianswers
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Oh and I like your responses to those creepy guys. lol

August 27th, 2010