DailyBooth

Away to work!
I love the pub I work in!
People in or around Aberdeen need to visit me!
(Potterton - The Stead Inn!)

What has been your favourite job? If N/A, what would be your dream job?

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Finally got the photos from that shoot in the caravan site I done ages ago.
Really chuffed. (:

Here's the rest of them:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=243174&id=725999934

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Fuck you Mega Video and your 72 minute pish!

Will
Not
Give
In
This
Time
.

Cisk.
Probably what I miss most about Malta every time I leave.

What's your favourite beer?
Extra points for picture comments.

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Hi, this is my impressed face.

Last night in Malta.
RUBBISH.
Amazing that I get to see people back home soon though.
Actually...I'm so fucking chuffed to be going home. Not to be leaving here, but Saturday is going to be so, so decent.

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Uch, I can't tell whether this is hideous or not.
Such horsefeatures.

Can't wait to see you @Kiera (:

FORMSPRING, CUNTS.

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Missing make-up tooooooo much.

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Amidst all the wonderful things this country has to offer, so far, I've enjoyed the chat up lines the most.
Our favourite have been as follows;

- "Us Italians, have eh....you say, lots of beds....yes?"
- "Without my pants on ... I am dangerous!"
- "I will give you my car if you come to a club with me!"
- "Your boyfriends don't care."

My favourite replies so far have been;
- "I have a knife in my bag!"
- "Is that even your real hair?"
- "I'm gay, but thanks for the drink."
- "I'm actually a man."
And the most simple, yet effective - "Fuck off!"

I'm also going to include the ever so unfortunate meeting of my fist with some French pricks face after he shouted abuse at us for being lesbians.

Give me your favourite, wonderfully original chat up lines (and retaliations)!

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P.S. @Kiera How's my tan? Yours washed off yet? ;]

ALSO!
Why has Formspring died?!
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Wriggling into my infamous Kate Moss size 0 shorts was definitely easier said that done.

I am so not the size I used to be. Hahaha.

I like that.

I do not like that I will not be able to pee tonight...

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[My body looks so contorted here. Stupid baggy top.
Also, Debbie just compared these to Howard Moon hot pants. I love her.]



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Drunk.
Met an awesome DJ tonight - DJ Lyrical.
This is a remix, because I can't find a better one, BUT, he mixed an intennnnnnnse version of this song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiGvYOj2W0

I need a cold shower.
You prabs will too after listening to that!

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The weather here is fucking unreal. I can feel sweat running off my body at all times.
Sexy, right?

Went to a small beach today and witnessed a herd of Maltese humans huddled under some massive parasols, shouting really bizarre sounding words every second.
Turned out to be bingo.
Bingo on the beach still doesn't make bingo sound appealing to me at all.
What a pointless game.

If I were God, it would be eradicated.
Old people would have to create a far more skillful game to impress me.

What would you eradicate?

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I AM NOT THIS WHITE. Damn brightness.

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