i went to a foreign country for the first time, i ate lobster, i went scuba diving, i pissed in a cyprian mans sink, i dive bombed off a balcony into a pool, and got my ass killed by solar beams.
few nights ago when i went on a night out, when waiting for a taxi i decided to stand on a bench, and whenever i saw a guy passing by with a girl he had picked up for the night, i shouted to the girl 'DONT DO IT, HES ONLY IN IT FOR YOUR VAGINA' such a pro. im astounded i wasnt beaten the crap out of.
but yknow, hopefully i prevented a few one night stands, for shits and giggles.