The one they call Bella Swan must die. I shall force choke her in front of her sparkly vampire boyfriend and her abercrombie werewolf. The saga of Twilight must end for the good of the dark side! No one takes villainy seriously with bitches running around falling in love with classically evil characters! IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS!
I sense something, a presence I've not felt since....... @justinbieber opened his mouth. There is a new enemy in our midst!
REBECCA BLACK MUST PERISH FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIRE!
This mission must finish before the dreaded day of ...Friday.
I have found and slain Bella Swan. One of her boyfriends tried to bite me. I force choked him and then shoved his albino ass in a nearby tree. None dare stand before me.
A wolf also claiming to be her boyfriend attacked me as well. I slashed off his paws and shoved him in the same tree as the pale freak. Apparently Bella was quite the whore.
MY QUEST AGAINST @justinbieber CONTINUES! Who shall help me defeat him and stop his rise of gayness?!
YOU WILL BOW TO ME, @justinbieber! I swear it! You have foiled my plans for the last time! I cannot wait to see my electric hands coursing through your pre-pubescent girly body!
I thought I had found @JustinBieber this time... Alas, the burnt corpse of this child shall have to suffice until I find the real Justin Bieber. I shall snuff out his soul!
Yes.. My plan is coming to fruition. @JustinBieber 's time is growing near. My plan is nearly complete! My imperial spies tell me that he will be making an appearance on the Earth, in the small town of GAP. It is there we shall strike!
Day 5 of my quest to destroy @justinbieber. I decided to check a manufacturer of children's playthings. My imperial spies told me that this fool enjoys shopping here because he's an immature little twat.
This local did not respond to my questions... The "elmos" as they are called, are hiding something.....
