Looking at some old pictures, I miss my long hair. I have to admit, I did look all kinds of cool. But long hair is winter-ish, I guess I'll wait a few more months until I grow it out again.
Life is getting complicated again. Nice, I guess that means I got another level up? The 2/3 achievement I was talking earlier about? Yeah, dunno about that any more. Maybe I should start being unrealistic and add a 4th one?
I can't believe the bad things I have done recently (јбг, извини, Ненаде), neither can I believe all the good things I did spontaneously (јбг, хвала, Енисе). Oh, if anybody knew what this red plastic cup means to me!
Wait, I am nearing 2/3 unlocked achievements at life?? (with the 3rd being either extremely impossible, extremely easy or extremely unreal since I'm a fing pussy afraid of change) It almost looks like something is going as it's supposed to, which means, something is definitely wrong. I'm looking at you, Neptune, you are always fucking my shit up!
Right now, the worst thing about being home is that no one of my friends is here, ergo, nothing is going on. I have no idea how I'm going to survive the next 7 days, boredom is going to kill me. Then again, I have a paper to prepare, one tough subject to study, a life-changing magical book to read and two foreign languages to practice. Maybe my alone time will do me some good. Go, discipline, go!
Wake up in the morning, feeling like I'm starting to get used to my hair. Oh, who am I kidding, I haven't slept all night. I'm also known as inverse-vampire, thanks to my insomnia and those characteristic fangs unstrategically located in my lower jaw. I'm thinking about getting braces. Oh god, at my age!
My chest hurts. That's what I get from manly bronding with my new buddy. (get it? BRONDING! It's bro + bonding! AHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY AND CELEVER!) He beat the everloving crap out of me, but that's what guys do when they're alone! Uhm, at least I guess that's what we do. But I didn't go down with a fight - I bit him! Thanks to my canine-like teeth, he wasn't able to walk all day. The mystery that remains is how he got his leg so close to my mouth?
Basically, if you want to have a lot of followers, you have to get naked. Show your snake-like body! Nice to know that even the internet started caring about looks.
Edit:
OH DEAR LORD I AM WEARING THE SAME SHIRT ON 2 PICTURES IN A ROW I HAVE NO CLOTHES
