Haha son of a bitch, I am hopeless.
Its has become quite apparent that I am going to be single forever. I just cant speak to pretty girls, my brain stops working, or works too hard and I over analyze everything I want to say and I end up saying nothing in a long uncomfortable silence.
Last night I went to White Spot with my parents, and I couldnt even talk the pretty girl who was serving us, I just froze and made a complete ass out of myself. When I was 16 I thought it was normal, but now Im almost 22 and it feels like Im getting worse. If I prove my friends right and eventually become a 40 year old virgin I might just snap haha.
So it turns out one of my grandpas I have never met is in the hospital and not doing so good, so my mom and aunts have been going to his house and packing up his stuff and distributing it throughout the family (he is apparently very rich). I got a military knife and may be getting a samurai sword, but my favorite thing has to be this. You know when you're walking around town and you see some douchebag with a pocket watch?, ya thats me now. All I need is a monocle and a stovepipe hat to complete my goal of being the classiest man in Canada.
Also, I may have a date tonight, but I think I am going to cancel. I got Skyrim yesterday so my schedule is just too full for girls right now haha.
I couple days ago I found out that I have a third disney channel, and that every day at 12:30 and 1:00 am they play the 90s X-men and Gargoyles cartoons. Those were probably my two favorite shows when i was like 8 years old, and now they are just randomly on together 10 years later. I have a new favorite hour of the day.
I dont want to go to sleep.
I have been having these really intricate dreams the last couple days, they are all basically the same plot but different settings and people. I really dont want to have another one, they are depressing haha.
And to make it even worse, when I do wake up Im in a cold sweat, so the whole sleeping experience is not really enjoyable lately.
Im just hoping it is because I have been sick.
I also just noticed how wrinkly my forehead is when I raise my eyebrows...
Soo last week I went to the midnight release of Battlefield 3 and I sorta havnt stopped playing it since... if you thought I didnt leave my room or talk to girls before you havnt seen anything yet.
I also just started watching Happy Endings, Damon Waynes jr is awesome if I ever get a boat I am definitely going to to name it Buoy's On The Side.
So today I woke up with two 17 year old girls in my bed...
I came home last to find my roommate, his friend, and 2 girls drinking in our living room. I really didnt want to drink with them or anything mostly because I am uncomfortable around strangers so I went to my room. After a while both of the girls came into my room asking to use my computer, not wanting to be a dick I let them, and after about 20 minutes they passed out in my bed while using my computer. My theory is they chose my room because it is basically the only room in the house not covered in my roommates garbage and dirty socks, so I cant really blame them.
I figured I had 3 options at that point.
A) Be a massive ass and tell them to get out
B) Be ridiculously creepy and get in my bed with them, or
C) Sleep on my couch and not have to deal with anything.
If you know me I think its pretty obvious which I chose haha.
So now they are gone and I am glad because I can go into Dale Mode, which is pretty much just pantsless and playing video games.
Today I saw an old asian man riding a bike down the highway with his arms crossed not holding the handle bars, he was also quite possibly the most bored man I have ever seen. He was acting as if he was waiting in a doctors office, not going 50 km/h down a major highway 2 inches from traffic with no way to stop or avoid dying. It was pretty baller lol.
Ive spent the last hour watching old tv show theme songs from the 90's, especially live action teen shows that were on YTV (If you were a Canadian kid in the 90's you should know what Im talking about). Listening to this is like my childhood punching me in the stomach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-8mlO44z4
My friends girlfriend has been bugging me to join a dating website again. I really dont see that going well, I dont sound too great on paper, not many girls out there looking for a guy who can barely speak to girls, spends more time with video game characters than real people and who's room in over 50% Star Wars lol. Im not worried though, plenty of people have gone through life alone and were fine, Luke Skywalker, Ash from Evil Dead, Clint Eastwood from the Dollars Trilogy, and more non-fictional people probably as well haha.
Anyways, I am loving having internet and cable again, I spent all day watching a marathon of zombie movies on the space channel while playing Dead Island, if an outbreak happened I would have been more than ready.
I think I am going to spend today watching Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place and 3rd Rock From The Sun. Damn I miss the 90s.
