aaaaaargh
i am so so so so so sorry i haven't boothed in like
millennium
it's just that so much came up and then it snowballed and oh my gods it is just so difficult
it's difficult and pretty much anyone who's gone through highschool understands
i hope you guys can find space in your hearts to forgive me ;_;
Now that extremely excruciating but entirely essential task has been completed...
You feel a lot better. You have showered (approximately), you are wearing a clean shirt that's probably not yours, you have eaten...
You are in a mood that could only be described as expository.
It is time to formally introduce yourself, and it is only good manners that you allow for questions.
And oh god oh god the fridge is full of sustenance packs oh god oh god you imbibe all of them you imbibe them like the wind.
You get a lot of the filling pretty much everywhere except your mouth and you might have swallowed a bug but you really don't care!
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