i haven't boothed for ages, so i thought i may as well booth about something interesting.
about this time last year, me and a couple of friends decided to get some salvia. in brief, it's a herb which is part of the mint plant family and has been used for thousands of years throughout many groups of people in history, native americans, mayans, incas etc.
you basically smoke it, and then have a trip.
so there the 5 of us were in this big green field on a pretty much perfect summers day. my friend 'kez' went first, you hold in the smoke for as long as possible and then blow it out. straight away he began to laugh, as we asked him how he felt he replied 'like a teletubby' he then ran off jumping around, he later told us he felt like the world was jelly and bouncy.
then it was me. i took my hit, held it in, and blew it out. everyone looked at me and was like 'well, what's it like?', but nothing had actually happened. disappointed, i stood up and went to sit down next to my other friend. it was then that the trip started. i began to see that life was just a book, written by some greater force. as i looked at the sky, i expected it to open, like pages and i kept on shouting about how 'the owner' of the book was going to come and close the book. to this day i've never forgotten how life changing that trip was. the weird thing about 'tripping' is the fact that you forget that your tripping, and that the drug or salvia in this case, has actually enabled you to see life for what it actually is.
shit, I didn't realise i'd spent half an hour talking about awkward bullshit with some woman i'd never even met. it looks shit because it's wet, but dry it's actually a little longer than it looks, and looks ok
went to this weird family reunion thing on saturday, and met my dads dad for the first time in my life, weiiiiiiiiiiiird
i was tagged to do this, had nothing else to booth so here we go
FIVE FACTS ABOUT ME!
1. lately i've realised i'm shit at relationships
2. sometimes i struggle to get an erection
3. salvia was the best experience of my life, take from that what you will
4. i have a slight speech impediment, tho what!
5. people can't tell when i'm joking