Alright Hank, I'm all ready for SquidCon, where the most influential Giant Squids of Anger are getting together to make fun of all the popular YouTubers. I've been practicing my best bad grammar for weeks!
These Nerdfighters (and Spock) hung out with me while I waited for the locksmith to let me into my car in Phoenix. They ordered me pizza and we became streetlight people and worshipped a black widow spider and...yeah, it was the funnest locked-out-of-my-car experience ever.