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holy crap, I'm so artsy.
now i just need to apply a vintage look and write something that's supposed to be meaningful in helvetica over it.

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new computer desk.
new angles.
living on the edge.

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This must be how to check for fakes,
'cause everyone in Hollywood does it.

I've poked a hole in it so his male parts don't feel claustrophobic.
if you don't understand how kids are made, don't have sex.
remember kids, sometimes 1+1=3.

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christmas tiem?
i can has mistletoe and eggnog?

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i have a dailybooth crush.
on you.
lets go internet steady.

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you have to be this crazy to ride with me.

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family dinner = wtf.
everyone was noming away, enjoying food
when my sister
out of NOWHERE.
calmly sets down her cutlery.
Waits until everyone is looking at her.
and says "I NEED SEX. i haven't be laid in three months."

excuse me, lady- i haven't been laid in 17 years.
I win.
Now eat your mashed potatoes.

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this morning i woke up hungover.
on life.
my face looks like it got into a fight with the wall last night- and lost. badly.
so.
here be my shirt.

CityLies snapped a picture