About
Is this real life?
Hello, Chris Ricketts here. I like to call myself Chris Rix, or chrix, to try and be whitty. I think I fail pretty bad.
I HAVE BEIBER FEVER <3 Does that make me a pedo?
I come from newfoundland or fogtown. You are probably looking that up on a map right now. *crys*
I'm freaking 19 years old. I feel so old. I am practically the cryptkeeper, but a damn sexy cryptkeeper.
My skin color is farmers glue white, I am morbidly obese. Why are you still reading this!