Chris is a 20 year old male from United Kingdom.
About
I rock harder than anyone you know. I'll get you more fucked up than anything you've ever taken. It's like adding vodka to an electrical storm. You're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. You'll win at sports, like bear-blasting, and hump-catting - sports you'll invent, cause you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS.
*We interrupt this about me section to BLOW YOUR MIND*
It's like crystal meth in a can. It's crystal meth in a can. It's crystal meth.
*Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.
