Was listening to the news and after learning what Gingrich was doing while pressing hard for Clinton's impeachment for getting fellatio, I thought of a great new word to describe him. Hypocritalassmunchingcockbucket.
The internet has really only taught me two things. 1. people love putting things into other peoples butts and 2. Yawning kittens are the cutest things ever created
I'm glad 'The Neverending Story' isn't real because I really don't think I could get away from those laser sphinxes due to the whole them being topless thing and it's really hard to run with a boner
Nobody else will say it so i'm going to. That "Planking" thing? Yeah it's fucking stupid. If all the teens spend all their time doing this idiotic thing, they won't have the time for normal things like drinking, smoking and banging.
I always try to flirt with girls who are wearing white shorts because that is the only real sure fire way to know that they aren't on their period. ey yo white shorts girl, c'mere, are you ticklish?
