I bought this book for my bffffl Samantha on her birthday. It's a parody of the whole Twilight saga. "Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he- just maybe - be a vampire? (Hint: totally.)
line it up. line it up. you got it, you got it. A few times I've been around that track, but your ass is still fat it's gunna stay like that. CAUSE I AINT YA HOLLA BACK BOOOY.
Getting ready to spend the day with one of my bestfriends Samantha for her 19th birthday! Last year today I blacked out for the second time in my life because of her infamous jello shots. That following hangover foreshadowed my entire career in retail as I started my first day at PacSun. THANK GOD I AM OUT OF THERE! X