I wandered into this 10 year highschool reunion at a bar at like 1am a few months ago. The bouncer didn't give an f!(also, I knew him) I ate a ton of free food and drank a bunch of free drinks. Then I made a fake name tag and my friend and I convinced a group of foxy ladies that we knew them from HS. We obv. didn't. Then we decided that they were too old and we went somewhere else. That's life. This is dailybooth.
I'm lazy. I'm not too lazy to wash my sheets, but I am too lazy to put my sheets back on my bed. It's mostly just the bottom sheet, though. It takes too long to put on. So when my room is cold, I use only the top sheet. When my room is hot, the top sheet becomes a bottom sheet. When I have a girl over, I have to convince her that sheet thieves just hit up my house. It never works. That's my life. This is dailybooth.
The phrase "I don't like chocolate" is usually interpreted as, "Hey, I bet you can't convince me that chocolate is the most delicious thing in the entire world!" This is my life. This is dailybooth.
Just found out that one of my friends from HS is in the band Foster the People. Looks like it's time to celebrate. I used the phrase "it's 8 o'clock somewhere" yesterday. When someone asked what that meant, I yelled "BREAKFAST FOR DINNER, MOTHAFUCKAAAAA!" That's my life. This is dailybooth.
Now I'm here in Chicago. Went to Flash Taco. Still trying to figure out my plans for tonight. Hit my head getting off the plane. I ball. This is dailybooth.
I literally went to the airport with this sign to wait for my friend to get to Orlando from NYC. I asked him to bring me a bagel. He arrived. I took the bagel. I left. I did not give him a ride home. That's life. This is dailybooth.