Before my superhero days I was a real rabble rouser. One of the stupid things I used to do was smoke cigarettes. An even stupider thing was lighting the cigarettes with a flame thrower!
Yay! Spring has sprung! As for the morningglory, I'm afraid if the world were annihilated by a nuclear holocaust the morningglory would remain. I hear they've measured its root depth to over 25 feet straight down. So it will grow back from the root even after fumigation even if it takes as long as 18 months. :(
I used a little Photoshop to see how I'd look in a pink cape at @AmazingOrigami 's suggestion. What do you think? Maybe if I change my Spandex to hot pink.