1) I left me key in my dad's car and had to phone my grandad to get me out of the house.
2) This meant I didn't have my locker key either so I was carrying around tonnes of books all day.
3) We got yelled at by srs business senior teachers in Chemistry for being "underachievers" and "having a bad attitude".
4) Practically no-one was in because they were ill. I'm next. LULZ.
5) My womb hates me.