Some trick or treater came to my house earlier, and asked me who was in my house. I went, "Uh, my dad..." and she says, "Is your mum not in your house?!"
I was tempted to tell her my mum's dead to shut her up.
DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE I GOT A LOT OF MONEY I'LL GIVE YOU TACO-FLAVOURED KISSES HONEY, FULFILL YOUR WISHES WITH MY TACO-FLAVOURED KISSES
TACO TACO
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